Karl's Lullaby

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Rebuild Shinji: "Karl, I can't sleep, sing to me"

Karl: "Sure thing, Shin!"

Karl: *singing* "When we home alone and the sun is down"

Rebuild Shinji: "Oh no"

Karl: "Our cocks be hungry but Shinji-kun ain't in town"

Rebuild Shinji: "I am uncomfortable, please stop"

Karl: "He yo, he yo, sex among Kawotrio"

Rebuild Shinji: "Karl, don't. I am going to tell mom!"

Karl: "He yo, he yo, sex among Kawotrio"

Doomed: *slams door open* "I love this song!"

Doomed and Karl: "Don't get us wrong, we love our lilin homeboy, but holy shit, we love playing with our own toys"

Cat: *burges in* "He yo, he yo, sex among Kawotrio!!"

Rebuild Shinji: "There is no escape"

Qworu: *blushing* "Don't worry, Shinji, I hate it too"

Rebuild Shinji: *very blush, much gay* "Will you sing me to sleep then?"

Qworu: "Of course"
*singing* "When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to pilot a robot, he said "Shinji, if you grow up you'll be useless so let's do this while you're still 14"

Rebuild Shinji: *crying* "That's not what the song says"

Qworu: "Karl taught it to me"

Karl: "Sometimes I get the feeling my dad is a dick but other times I feel like he's a prick!"

Rebuild Shinji: "Don't worry, Qworu, it all makes sense now"

This chapter was brought to you by Doomed.
Kawocest Song lyrics by ask-kawotrio on tumblr.
Qworu's song lyrics by Doomed, Welcome To The Black Parade (video above) in Karl's version.

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