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"You got a dead spider then..."

Deadpool here! Like I said this chapter will be from my point of view! Yaaaayyyyy!

That spider can move I'll give you that. I slid back on my feet on my tip of my toes.
Tippy-toes!
Shut up we are in a fight.

I teleported all around him and punching, kicking, even biting and disappearing before he could punch back.
Ew.
Can't agree more there.

Then he seemed to know where I was going and punched right when I teleported in front of him.
Ouch that one kinda hurt.
Heads up!

Spider-Man swung him leg out but he was twisted funny and I used that to my advantage by grabbing him and throwing him into the pole I had sharpened earlier on before he got here. There a sickening tear as the pole tore through his torso making blood spill everywhere.
Gonna go hurl now!
Same.

He seemed to have some sort of watch on his wrist that he was talking to and I heard good, old Fury on the other end.
"Hey I think you got blood,well, everywhere!" I burst out laughing. I haven't had this much fun since...
Your wife dying.

Ouch don't go there.

"Fury out-"
I swung my leg out and smashed it. What was he  saying? Backup is coming?
Great more heads to roll!
And money!

Spider man pulled himself off the pole holding in a barely contained scream as he was bleeding really bad. He was getting weak and he could barely stand.

Good easier to kill him off.
I don't know maybe...is that fire?

I could almost here the crackle and then I saw the blue light.
"Web-head!" Nova floated above us with a worried expression.
Aw such a bromance!
Would you be quiet?!
No!

The voices continued to bicker as I watched him float down next to Spider-Man and supported him.
"Hello Nova..." I try to say in my most deep voice. We used to be in S.H.E.I.L.D together in the trainee division, then I went solo and became a mercenary. (Or at least based off XD channel on Disney.)
Yea we know about your other shows.
Awkward to think our voice was that high pitch.
Oh well spider was in it too Sooo.
He was kinda cute in that episode. Wait what?!
Oooooooooo I ship it!
SAAMMMEE

I snap back to reality,"Deadpool. Leave him alone I know you must of been paid a lot."
"10 billion actually."
"Woah Webhead I didn't know you were worth so much!"
Spider-Man grunted,"Shut up Nova I'm kinda dying here." Nova laughed a bit," No your not come on let's get you to med bay."

Medbay? Nope, not gonna happen.
"Sorry Nova but that isn't going to happen." I teleported over and grabbed Spider-Man looking to the farthest place possible and saw the Statue of Liberty.
Bingo!
Off we go.

Suddenly Nova was gone and we were at the very top of the statue inside the crown. The place was empty and you could hear the whistles of the wind outside. Spider man lifted his mask only a bit past his nose and spewed out blood from his mouth, already I could tell he was really dying. His lips were chapped and his skin white as a ghost.
"Let's not do that again."
I chuckled darkly," You will be too dead to be able to. Honestly I'm contemplating whether to let you bleed out or just kill you quickly. But first I wanna see the face of my prize."

I reached over but he grabbed my arm and flinged me across the small hall.
That little-!
Kill him!
No actually-
I ran over with blade in hand and he passed out with the mask slipping off against the corner of the wall. I gasped when I saw his face and my whole world came crashing down.

TADA! CHIMICHANGA AND TACOS A+ WRITING!!!
R: times up!
DP: But-
R:NOPE!
*snatches phone*
Anyways see you guys next update and I hope you enjoyed.