COLTON HAYNES

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So 3 days ago I started watching Teen Wolf. If you don't know, it's about a group of teenagers who have of the turn into werewolves or other creatures and he rest are just.. Well people. So far, I've gone up to season 1 episode 12? I think.. Yeah.

Can I say that all of the characters are hot? No. That would be an understatement. Can I say that all the characters are sizzling, scorching (get it? Dylan would get it) burning, smoking hot. Yes that would be precise.

Now out of all the characters, I do not have favorites. Although I am sort of biased. Anyone who can relate please? Thanks.

So.. Colton Haynes.

Whassup? How you doin? I luv you.

Read this:

I wuz sidding in mai bedrum one day wen te dor opent. It wuz mai mom. She sed helo dalink sombodi iz heer to see u. Den she went oud end Koltn Hans cam insite mai betroom. He sed helo. I sed o m g is u Koltn Hans? He sed yes I m Koltn Hans. I sed helo. He sed I Hev bin serchink for u for so many years end naoo I Hev fount u. I sed o m g wouu y? He sed I lev u. I sed o m g me 2 end den he leand een. He kesd me end I wuz felink baterflis een mai stomak. Or maibe my kidni idk wats te diference? So den he sed pls weel u go on an adventure wit me to borabora or te maldivs ? End I sed ofc yas.

how amazingly hot is this guy? Like,  he can sing, he can dance, he can act, he can pretty much do everything! Mr. Blair where's the science in that huh? I just have no words for him! Apart from his astonishing looks, he's really witty and childish, and I love that!

And anyways if Colt ever reads this, hey bb I love you a lot to the Milky Way and back srsly snapchat me. Izzybleh.

THAT WAS A JOKE. THE SNAPCHAT WAS A JOKE!

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