What Might Have Been (Eren X Mikasa)

Midlife Crisis

*On the 2nd last day of school*

               As the students were leaving their classes to go home and wait for tomorrow at the last day of school, Levi decided to walk in Hanji's science room and see what she's doing.

        "What the hell are you doing, Four-eyes?" asked Levi in his cold tone as usual after school because no one wants to think that he is a gloomy person during school.  "I'm doing an experiment." answered Hanji.  "Really? Are you sure that it won't just backfire dramatically and then cause you to have second doubts about it and then get rid of it just like every other failure you had?" said Levi in a very specific details.  "NO!  god why you have to be such a killjoy? anyway, what i'm making is well, I am getting old and i'm trying to figure out when i'll die."  said Hanji.  "a lot of people are trying to figure that out." said Levi.  "is that kind of tone really necessary?  because I think the wrestling team teacher, Keith Shadis, wouldn't accept that if you were on." said Hanji.  "Tch.  whatever.  what is that necklace for? you finally got a boyfriend that you brainwashed with one of your sciencey gizmo bull crap?"  questioned Levi.  then Hanji cried out, "NO! well, not yet, but the brainwashing part I wont be doing.  anyway, this is a midlife crisis necklace." "so you made that necklace because you want to know what a midlife crisis is?" asked Levi.  "Correct, so many people, even my friends, were experiencing a midlife crisis, and I didn't.  so I made this necklace to experience a midlife crisis.  MAN I LOVE BENDING THE LAWS OF NATURE!!" shrieked Hanji.  "So, Levi, would you like to see me experience a midlife crisis?" she asked Levi.  "If it goes horribly wrong and kills you?" said Levi.  and then he said, "Okay."

        Then Hanji put the Necklace on, then she felt a shock inside and outside of her physical body.  "WOOHOO!!!!!!!  THIS NECKLACE IS MAKING ME FEEL SOOOOOOOOOOO INVIGORATING!!!!!!!!!!  I CAN'T WAIT WHAT TO TRY OUT FIRST!  MAYBE I SHOULD SKYDIVE, MAYBE I SHOULD RIDE A MOTORCYCLE, MAYBE I SHOULD RIDE BIG WAVES AT THE BEACH NOT FAR FROM HERE, OH MAN THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!!!!" shrieked Hanji.  "Yep, this is going to end badly, for you." said Levi.

     When they left the school building Hanji decided to go to her car, then drive really fast, with a seatbelt on FYI, and then went to a car dealership, and then she was choosing what car to buy.

       "Hmmm, which car to choose?" wondered Hanji.  "There are a bunch of cars that are fit for people who are in a midlife crisis.  like a Mercedes Benz that is in many colors such as Red." said the Car Dealership clerk.   honestly, what kind of irresponsible psychotic idiot would create cars for people who are in a midlife crisis?!  Anyway, Hanji then got in the car, then drove it, then crashed it 5 seconds later.  she survived the crash, then asked, "THAT WAS CLOSE! DO YOU GOT ANY OTHERS?" "We got another one just like that, but in Blue." said the clerk.  "YOU HEAR THAT LEVI?!  IT WILL BE LIKE ME DRIVING A REALLY FAST RACE CAR THAT BELONGS TO SOMEONE FAMOUS!" screamed Hanji.  "Yeah, and can you take it nice and easy. who am I kidding YOU'RE IN A FREAKING MIDLIFE CRISIS!" argued Levi.

     Then as Hanji was driving the Blue Mercedes Benz, along with Levi in the car, he was a little bit scared by how fast she was going.  then they passed a few lights, surprisingly they weren't being chased by the police.  "ISNT THIS FUN, LEVI?!  WOAH!" screamed Hanji, as they made a hard right, which then made a garbage can be riding along with them.  then they made another hard right, making the trash can go off course, and then sliding to some random location.  take a wild guess on where that is heading.

           then they were on a plane, getting ready to skydive.  then Hanji said, "hey watch this, Levi.  i'm going to go hit on that unmarried licensed Skydiving instructor and try to make him my boyfriend without hypnotizing or brainwashing him."  then she walked up to the instructor and began flirting by saying, "you know the best part on being an expert at being a scientist, is traveling around the world, and meeting a lot of handsome men like you for example."  Then the instructor said, "well, want to know the best part of being an instructor?"  "what's that?" asked Hanji.  then the Instructor pushed her off the plane, and began falling, then Levi decided to jump down, and then pulled on the string of Hanji's parachute, and then it opened, same as Levi's.  then hanji admitted and said, "OKAY! THAT IS IT! This midlife crisis thing is isn't as fun as I thought it would be!" then Levi said, " so, another one of your crappy experiments failed, just like everything else you invented."  then hanji nodded and took off the necklace and dropped it.  "oh and one more thing Levi, did you reserve the lanes for Friday night for you and Petra?  because I hope you did the one near the city."  then Levi said yes, and Petra said, "Good."

    Then when the necklace was falling, it landed in the backyard of Eren's house, and it landed on his father's neck. and then he was also making a midlife crisis. then he ran into the kitchen, and said, "CARLA, I DONT KNOW WHAT HAS CAME OVER ME, BUT I AM HAVING SEROIUS GOALS IN MIND SUCH AS SKYDIVING, MOTOERCYCLE RIDING, AND MORE!" "You, are a mad man." said Carla.

next chapter, that might come in a while, will be back to Eren and Mikasa. very slight Armin X Annie.