III. Play dead and don't ever wake up.

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"Do you want to be my slave?"

I looked at him. "Seriously, are you on drugs?" That's why I hate them! They're so self-centered! Masyado sila!

"Fuck. Just say yes." Naiirita na sya sakin.

"No." Ayoko nga! A maid? No way! A man for a master? Definitely no!

He looked at me sharply. "Are you an idiot? I'm giving you a favor, don't let me blackmail you."

"And I said NO!" Can't he see the logic? Ayoko nga diba!

Binawi ko ang kamay ko sa kanya and looked him in the eye. The best possible way to kill someone is to look him directly in the eye.

"I know your deepest secret."

Natigilan ako.

"W-what?"

"Secret?" he smirked.

He totally hit that touchy subject. Bull's eye.

"Heh. Your expression makes me wanna spread it."

"Don't."

"Are you bossing me?"

"I said DON'T." Please don't spread it!

"S-saan ka pupunta?"

"Broadcasting Room."

"Don't." Hinabol ko sya. "Please."

Tumigil sya. "Then be my maid."

"No."

Nagsimula ulit syang maglakad.

"Yes!" Tumigil sya.

"No." Humakbang siya.

"Yes." Tumigil sya.

"No." Humakbang sya.

"Fuck. Just say yes!"

Bumuntong-hininga ako. "Oo na." Ayoko talaga."Masaya ka na?!" singhal ko.

He continued walking. Wow, wala syang kausap. Hangin lang ako.

"Here." He threw me a piece of paper. A crumpled, tattered with ink smudges kind-of paper.

Should I throw this? Well, it looks important. An important garbage.

Inalis ko ang tape at binuksan ito.

'CONTRACT AGREEMENT'

The following rules must be put in action in case...... blah...blah...blah....

_____________________ ____________________

Name of Maid Master

The fudge! Ano 'to child's play?

Lumapit ako sa isang trash can. Pinagpupunit ko muna ang papel bago tinapon. Grabe, nakakagigil. Argh! I hate this day!

Napatingin ako sa puno na katabi lang ng trashcan. Gods, ano yung ingay na yun?

Don't tell me...

Umikot ako sa puno at tama nga ang hinala ko.

Dito pa talaga sa likod ng puno gumagawa ng kalokohan? Wala ba silang respeto sa kalikasan?

"Cass!" Yeah, ignore me. And please, continue eating each other. Mabusog sana kayo.

"HEY! This is a school, not a motel."

They looked at me with wide eyes. Well, except for Cass. "Ano ba, Jade! Can't you see were busy?" she pouted. "Come on babe, it's okay. She won't bother us."

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