You want to know why.
You want to know how.
Why and how I stay out of it.
Well listen close.
Cause I'm finally gonna answer.
A few years ago I made a promise.
Not to drink alcohol.
At about the same time I made this promise.
I made another one to myself.
I'd spent years hearing about fights and drama that come from teenage girls.
So as a go to sleep I made a promise to never be like that.
So you ask me why and you ask me how. So I'm finally gonna tell you.
While all you girls are drinking drama I choose to stay to the side.
So that way when the time comes for all of us to leave.
I'll take the keys and be your designated driver.
But don't worry I still will listen and give my opinion.
Just don't expect me to spend all my waking moments worrying about something bad that happened with a boy.
So while all you girls are drinking drama I'll just wait on the side.
So that when you're ready to leave you'll have a safe ride back home.
Because I'm your designated driver.
