Once we made it into the hallway,I looked both ways like a spy to see if anyone was there.I noticed Phill was standing with his back to us talking to someone.I looked at the girls and point a finger over my lips telling them to be quiet.I ran across the small hallway to the other side behind the wall.I looked at Phill..he was still in the same position.I looked at the girls and motioned for them to follow me and run across the hall.They did and we started to casually walk down the hall way leading to.......wherever this hallway leads to.......We started to talk about random shit until we turned a corner and i bumped into something..or someone.I fell backwards and on my ass.
"Damn it..." I said.
"Are you OK?" I herd a deep British accent ask.I looked up to see the most amazing Ginger in the while wide world.
"Your Ed Sheeran...." I said.He chuckled and nodded.He held out his hand and helped me up.
"And your Brittany Choppy from 3M..." He said.I nodded.
"Oh my god.....Ed Sheeran knows who we are......" Lizzy said.
"Yeah..i'm actually a big fan....you girls are fantastic." He said.
"No sir...your fantastic." Tabby said.He chuckled.
"So what are you girls doing here?" He asked.
"Interview." I said.He nodded.
"Wait....werent you girls supposed to go on like a couple minutes ago?" He asked.We giggled.
"Yeah..." I said.
"Everyone is looking for you...like their tripping balls." He said.I looked at the girls and we high fived.
"You might wanna get out there.......the interveiwer is not a nice lady....especailly when you make her mad...and i think you have made her mad." He said...we just giggled even more.
"GIRLS!" We herd Phill's voice yell.We turned around to see him marching down the hall with a mad look on his face.
"Hey Phillip...what's up?" Tabby asked.
"Girls...you were supposed to stay in your dressing room!" He stated.
"Uh........Well you see what had happened was.............ANGRY CAMEL SEX!" I said.He rolled his eyes and the girls and Ed just laughed.
"Whatever just come on." He grunted.We nodded.
"Bye Ed!" We said.
"Bye girls!" He said..we turned around and followed Phill to the side of the stage.People started to hook our mikes up to us.
"OK....girls..remember what i told you on the bus...." We nodded.
"Alright...girls go." One of the guys said back stage..we nodded and walked out on the stage...i am first Tabby is second and Lizzy is third.Once we got on stage everyone in the audience screamed...We smiled and waved to them..i walked to the interviewer lady who was standing waiting for us.I shook her hand and she gave me a fake smile.I sat down in the seat next to her...then Tabby shook her hand and sat down next to me...then Lizzy shook her hand and sat down next to Tabby.
"Good afternoon everyone...we have here with us today...the Lady's of 3M...Brittany..Tabby and Lizzy..."The lady said introducing us."So...girls...do you want to explain why you were late today?" The interviewer asked.
"Well you see what had happened was.....we don't like sitting in dressing rooms...and we enjoy being spys..." I answered.She looked at me like i was stupid.
"What do you mean you enjoy being spy's?" She asked
"Well...were very childish....we don't like acting our real age so we go by what a young Indian boy we called vanilla told us." Tabby said.Her face just showed confusion.
"He told us that our maturity levels are for me it's 6....Tabby is 5....and Brittany is 9....." Lizzy said.She nodded but still looked confused.
"Okay...that's allot to take in.....Anyway....Are you girls working on any thing special right now...like maybe an album...or music video?" She asked.
"No...we just started so..were just taking it slow right now....We do have our own songs...but no album...and no music videos.." I said.She nodded.
"How are you liking being famous?"
"Were not really...that famous..so we don't know the full extent..but the attention we are getting for our talent is amazing..the fans are great." Tabby said.The lady nodded.
"Okay so...i have been asked by several fans of you girls to ask this question......Is there anyone special in your lives...like...a man...a woman...or both?" She asked.
"I have a boyfriend back home....we've been together for almost a year now." Tabby said.
"I'm single.." Lizzy said.The lady nodded and looked at me.
"And you?"
"I am single." I said.She nodded.
"That's a shame you girls are very pretty..you will find someone." She said with a fake smile."What's it like being on tour with One direction?" She asked.
"It's fun..the boys are cool..but we haven't been on tour long..so we will see how it goes." I said.
"Let's have a serious moment for a second..." We nodded.
"Do you girls..even you Tabby....Have a crush on any of the guys...or is there something there that is forming?...maybe love?" She asked.
"Like i said..i have a boyfriend and i am not a whore...so no..i don not have a crush or something going on with any of the boys." Tabby said..she sounded kind of annoyed.
"Well miss sassy pants...i see who the brat of the group is." The lady said.She just made a mistake.
"Excuse me?" Tabby asked.
"I didn't mean to hurt the baby's feelings."The interviewer said.
"Okay bitch....listen here...I am not a fucking baby and if you ever talk to me like that again...you won't have any teeth in your head...." Tabby said with the fakest smile i have ever seen and she said it in that fake motherly way.The interviewer just looked shocked.Lizzy and I started to giggle.
"Okay...i think that's all for today..thank you ladys for coming...we......enjoyed having you...till next time.." She said.
"And were clear." The man behind the camera said.The interviewer lady stood up.We stood up as well.
The interviewer lady ran off of the stage.Tabby,Lizzy and I just laughed are asses off.Phill walked on the stage and to us.
"Girls.....Well..Tabby......whatever..Let's go." He said.We giggled and followed back out side and to our bus.The body guards wouldn't let us see the fans because there Meany heads..Once we were on the bus we sat on the couches and started to talk about random shit.
A/N: Hay guys..i know it's short but what ever...you'll get over it.....it's mothers day and i can't wait to go to Tokyo Japanese steak house for dinner......nummy in my tummy..it kinda sucks tho.....i'm not supposed to eat anything that they have..well...really anything except for steamed veggies..but you know what...fuck you intestines..suck on that niggah ass bitches!
I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A WONDERFUL MOTHERS DAY!....If your mom is dead....i apologise.....but she is here with you in spirit....unless you don't believe in that shit then...never mind..i can't help you.....sorry if i am being offensive..just accept it..i'm Brittany and this shit happens.....so ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR GREAT FUCKING DAY AND READ MY FUCKING STORIES!.....If you don't..i will come to your house and molest your dog...if you don't have a dog..then i will molest your cat....if you don't have a cat....I will molest yous fish...if you don't have a fish..i will molest you duck.....if you don't have a duck.....i will molest your chickens....if you don't have chickens.......I WILL RAPE YOU!
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