Wrong Number (Larry Stylinson)

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Maddie's POV

Boo Bear and Haz never even went to their hotel yesterday. They were getting it on while I was eating cereal yesterday with Liam , how rude right?

From a distance I could hear moaning. ARE YOU SERIOUS ? THIS IS LIKE THE SEX STREET OR SOME SHIT! My eyebrows furrow in concentration as I figure out where the hell it's coming from.

Ah! I know, the neighbors.

"LIAAAM!!", I screech gaining his attention. "Hmm?", he hums. I start cackling as I hear the moans become louder.

He must be fucking her up good because god damn I have never heard a girl gurgle like that before.

"Li can you hear that?", I whisper trying to hold my laughter back. He nods grinning like a mad man and grabs my hand.

"How about me and you go shut them the fuck up?", he says. An idea pops up into my brain and I almost instantly agree.

"Wait let me go get Merry real quick", I giggle running to her and Zayn's room.

I open her door and see a snog session going on and I pull her off of Zayn's lap and drag her outside.

"MERE BEAR LETS GO SHUT THE NEIGHBORS UP , THEY'RE FRICKLE FRACKING", I shout. So we all decided that we would go in and start screaming like maniacs. It may seem normal and it is.

We walk up the steps and Liam swiftly opens the door. I could hear the moans right in my hears and I feel like a laugh machine. Of course Mere Bear tells me to shut up or it won't work. (LMAO HARRY)

I bite my lip and twist the doorknob of a random room and yes there they are. Oh my 69.

I begin the screaming and Liam and Merry tag along.

As I can see , the girl almost shits in the guys mouth because we might've scared the shit out of her. Both of them scream and cover themselves quickly.

"YO CAN YOU BE QUIETER NEXT TIME PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO EAT MY CEREAL GUYS", I scream pulling at my hair and also pointing at them.

I guess they're still in shock because they're still screaming.

I stare at Liam and Merry and shrug my shoulders.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?", the girl screams. Im trying to shut you up okok.

"Well my lovelies , you guys were a little too loud and kinda annoyed us", I winked. Her mouth opened to say something but then closed. But I am serious when I said he must of fucked her up good. She is literally red as fuck and also sweaty.

"I'm sorry", the blonde headed guy apologized chuckling.

"Okay be quieter next time or I'm coming with a vibrator", I smirked. "LETS GO", I yelled and we all filed out. I then remembered my plan and turned around.
Getting her number wouldnt be that bad. She could become our best friend forever!!!

"Wait , you girl , give me your number", I demand holding my hand out. I then remember she's still naked but that doesn't matter. "Oh and you , boy , your dick is nice and thick", I giggle.

"Uhh", she mumbles before taking out a sticky note and a pen from their nightstand. She quickly scribbles something on it and hands it to me.

"WELCOME TO THE OGAY SQUAD MOTHERFUCKERS", I laugh and kiss both of their foreheads for no apparent reason.

I leave the room feeling accomplished because my plan worked out. This my friends , is sex street.