Wrong Number (Larry Stylinson)

twelve

----Louis' POV----

I can't believe I just did that. My daddy is coming to visit me! I don't know when but I need to prepare! Shit, I gotta tell everyone.

"OH FUCK! OH GOD MERRY!" Damn Zayn... I don't think I'll tell those two yet... Oh damn it! But Liam and his girlfriend Maddie aren't here! I think Zayn and Merry just finished... I guess I'll check?

I put my hand on the handle of Zayn's bedroom door, brace for impact...

I open it up and see Zayn and Merry cuddling... Not naked but fully clothed in sweatpants and sweatshirts. What the fuck?

"Hey, Lou!" Zayn exclaimed.

"Hey tomlinslut! How's mah main boy?" Merry said in her American accent. She sometimes has a bit of a Boston accent in there, but not too much, only a little tiny bit. It's weird and cool at the same time.

"Yo, still using that name? Nice, babe!" Zayn says fist bumping Merry.

"So what do ya need?" Merry asks.

"Well first off how did you guys get in clothes so fast after fucking really hard against the wall attached to my room?"

"Oh my small tomlinslut, we have many many secrets..." Merry said seriously but in a joking manner.

"Okay... And also, so I met this um... person... And this person and I are kinda flirting over text and they're coming over, but I'm not sure when. So be prepared."

"Oooo what's her name? Did she send you nudes yet?" Zayn said in a sexual way.

"Yo, Malik." Mary said looking at Zayn.

"Mm?" Zayn hummed looking back at her.

"Shut the fuck up." Merry said smiling and lightly slapping Zayn on the cheek in a playful way.

"Ha, well um... His name is Harry..." I said slowly and unsure on what they would think.

"HOOOOOLD UP. My lil tomlinslut is gay?! The fuck! Shit this is great! WHOOOOO." Merry yelled jumping on the bed.

"Hey, he could be bi as fuck just like me." Zayn says tackling Mary back on the bed.

"Ha, no, I'm gay." I said looking at them laughing.

"HA! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT MALIK AND YOU KNOW IT!" Merry screamed from under Zayn as Zayn pinned her down. She bit her lip and Zayn stared down at her. Zayn leaned down and started to tongue fuck her mouth...

"Really guys? Round two? Already? Damn... Just try to keep quiet this time..." I said astonished.

Zayn just hummed in response as he lifted up his shirt, and that's when I left the room.