Wrong Number (Larry Stylinson)

thirty nine

"God damn it Lou, I'm so big." Merry said wobbling her way down on the couch next to Louis.

"Well you are eight months, Mere bear!" Louis said giggle and patting her stomach.

"Oh my fucking god Louis your lil tummy is just so fucking cute I just wanna fucking cuddle you! I swear to god if you were straight and I were single I would be riding you with that tummy oh my god." Merry said sassily.

"Hormones?" Louis asked.

"You know it." Merry said chuckling.

"Okay, Zaynie really needs to bang you. And I have a question; do you call Zayn daddy, sir, or Malik when in bed?" Louis said giggling.

"Eh, it goes on and off, I call him whatever I want out of the bedroom, but when we goin at at it usually daddy or sir." Merry said rubbing her belly.

"Nice. Did I ever tell you that I love your accent?"

"What accent?" Merry said confused.

"OH MY GOSH! Merri, you have an accent! Not just an American one but you have a little bit of a Boston accent. It's so amazing." Louis said wide eyed.

"Damn boy, calm down. All y'all British motha fuckas always think I got a cool accent when really that fuckin British shit you have is friggin amazing!"

"Oh my gosh Merry..." Louis said laughing. They both end up laughing.

"OMIGOD LOUIS STAHP IM GONNA PEE MYSELF!"

"SAME!" They both calm down and take deep breathes.

"Merry, don't laugh too hard, we don't want your little monster coming yet!" Harry said coming over and smiling.

"Ooh! Daddy! Come cuddle!" Louis said reaching his arms out.

"Of course baby boy." Harry said next to Louis and held him close.

"Hey pun mastah, you know where Malik is?"

"I think he's coming in after me, we took separate cars from the grocery store." And as Harry said that Zayn walked in with some bags, he put them on the counter and came over the Merry.

"How's my baby girl and my baby... I don't know yet cuz it's a surprise." Zayn said leaning down and kissing Merry's belly softly.

"Well your baby girl really needs to pee and according to Lou needs to get fucked by a certain someone..."

"Wait, you said fuck?" Harry said looking at Louis seriously.

"N-no daddy I said bang... I promise!" Louis said pouting."

"It's okay baby, I believe you." Harry bent down and gave Louis a long kiss, maybe with a little tongue.

"Okay imma go pee now." Merry said trotting off to the bathroom in her and Zayn's room.

"Merry's probably right... We haven't done 'it' in like a month..." Zayn said chuckling a bit.

"You better get on that man, when Lou doesn't get what he wants he gets so cranky..."

Louis just blushed a bit. "It's true."

"Okay, I'll leave you two alone for a bit." Zayn said going into his room. When Zayn arrived he saw Merry on the bed with a look of pain etched on her face.

"MERRY! What's wrong?!" Zayn came rushing to her side.

"I don't know, let me just... Walk around." Merry said getting up and taking steps around the room. She made circles and circles around the room. Until she felt something drop down her leg and some more pain.

"I think my water just broke."

"Shit."