The Little Merstuck Dirkjake

Chapter One And Info

Okay I'm not gonna be quick
DO NOT copy this plezzz.
Also yes karkat is gonna be sebastian but merstuck wise karkat is human but ima make him seb anywho
YES ITS THIRD PERSON GOG
Alsooo yes dave and John would make more sense I know but SCREW IT Dirkjake OTP
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-Jake's POV sorta-

We start our story on a sailor boat with our British Prince

"Ahh a great wind today perfect too be at sea don't you think Jane?" Jake said brightly "oh" Jane said throwing up over board "delightful." She gulped "A bright sky and call waters! King Bro (lol) must be in a good mood!" One of the sailors grinned and Jake looked over questioning him "King Bro?" "Why the king of the merpeople. I thought every sailor New bout him" the man said throwing his net back into the ocean. "HA merpeople. Jake pay no attention to this nonsense" Jane spoke throwing up over board once more.

-Back at the mermaid area.-

"Here he is our beloved king!" The announcer proclaimed as bro came in on his chariot. "And his upmost second respected Karkat!!" Karkat entered groaning. "This celebration is going to be the best one yet!" Bro smiled "expetially with Dirk" "OH YES DIRK HAS AMAZING TALENT! IF ONLY HE SHOWED UP FOR FUCKING REHERSAL ONCE AND AWHILE" he hissed going too her place and beginning the concert. After they began singing they got to where Dirk was suppost to be "Our Prince..." everyone stopped when Dirk wasn't there "DIRK!!!!" Bro screamed angrily.

-dirky woo-

Dirk fixed his shades and swam towards the ship "Dirk are you sure about this?" Dave questioned. Not because he was scared because he wasnt it was cause the concert. "Um yeah. Why not Dave." Dirk said swimming in "not getting cold gills are we?" "No." Dave replyed quickly "okay then you can sit/float here and wait for sharks" Dirk smirked "okay." Dave said not processing fully what Dirk just said till Dirk was already gone and Dave quickly followed "wait SHARKS" his eyes widened "hehe" Dirk laughed picking up some human contraptions and putting them in his bag "um Dirk.." "Yeah lil dude" " something's here..." "mhm" Dirk nodded and suddenly the quiet ended from a great white crashing in "SHARK" Dave screamed as he grabbed Dirk and started swimming. "Dave calm down...My shades!" Dirk yelled yAnking his hAnd back and swimming to get his shades then swimming speedily away trying to leave the shark eventually leading it into a crease getting it stuck "haha" Dave laughed swimming away "soo what you think that is?" Dave questioned. "Idk but Roxy might"
-time skip-
"ROXY??" Dirk yelled swimming towards the mermaid sitting on her rock "hyee dirkey off tha port bow *hey *the" she smiled holding a telescope backwards " Hey. We were wondering if you know what this is?" Dirk questioned dropping the fork on roxys rock " woahh havnt seen one of these in awhilee *haven't" she said dizzly "it's a dinglhopper humans use it to comb hair" Dave laughed and Dirk just rolled his eyes "wait Dirk the concert!" Dirks eyes widened as Dave mentioned it "shit bros gonna kill me!!!" Dirk waved bye to roxy and swam towards the palace
Little did he know that kanaya waited in the shadows telling rose everything "ahh yess hurry home little prince wouldn't want to miss your brothers celebration HA IN MY DAY WE FEISTED" she growled "huh kanaya I want you to keep and eye on him he may be the key to ruling the kingdom"
-more timeskip-
"Why we're you both so late !!!"
"Its not our fault there was a shake then a mermaid on a rock"
"A rock?? You went to the surface Dirk! You know the rules"
"Nothing happend"
"You could have been seen by humans!!"
"But bro!"
"Dirk no. I don't want you to be seen at the surface ever again. You know what karkat will make sure you don't"
"WHAT NO I AM NOT"
"Karkat your fit for it. You start later now Dirk"
Bro spoke but Dirk was gone.