Still don't own Merlin :'(
Arthur: Hey
Mordred: Hey :)
Arthur: How are you?
Mordred: Good yeah :) you?
Arthur: Good yeah I'm really good :)
Arthur: Hurt Merlin and I'll kill you slowly and painfully
Mordred: Uh what?
Arthur: Just saying.
Mordred: Ok I won't then??
Arthur: Good. See you around
Mordred: Bye?
Later
Mordred: Hey is Arthur like mad at me or something.....?
Morgana: No he's just a bit overprotective of Merlin if that's what you're talking about.
Mordred: Good :)
5 mins
Mordred: Hey x
Merlin: Hiiii!!! x
Mordred: Haha excited much? x
Merlin: Yesh! I feel great today! x
Mordred: Well Arthur had a chat with me....I now fear for my life..... x
Merlin: Did he threaten you? x
Mordred: Yeah he's a BIT overprotective......x
Merlin: Oh yeah sorry about that.....................x
Mordred: Haha well I gotta go see you soon! x
Merlin: Bye x
Later that day
Arthur: Merlin where are you?
Arthur: MERLIN
Merlin: Sorry! I'm sorry I got sidetracked- I'm on my way out the door right now!
Arthur: Merlin I know you're nervous about meeting my football mates but really I've been standing at the post box for 15 mins.
Merlin: It was an accident! Honest! Where are we going to meet your friends again?
Arthur: The Rising Sun cafe. Hurry up.
Merlin: Never heard of it and I am hurrying!
Arthur: Yeah right.
Arthur: Do you know about Gwen and Morgana?
Merlin: What about them going out?
Arthur: Yes!!! Why didn't you tell me?
Merlin: I thought everyone knew...
Arthur: But you like Morgana and you knew I liked Gwen!
Merlin: No I DON'T like Morgana you only said I did! And I thought we've already been over the fact I'm gay? And I thought you were just ..... really stubborn
Arthur: Oh yeah forgot you were gay....She's a lesbian and you didn't think to tell me?
Merlin: No...See you soon.
Even later that night
Arthur: So I bet that wasn't as bad as you thought it would be!
Merlin: No it was good! Gwaine was nice and Lance was exactly like you said! My god is that Percy on steroids?!
Arthur: Haha nope he's just like giant. He used to be tiny. He had a growth spurt.
Merlin: Leon was cool and Elyon. I bet you could have like a fight for who has the best hair.
Arthur: Well obviously I would win.
Merlin: Yeah obviously * tries to hide laughter *
Arthur: I have epic hair. All the ladies swoon at my hair.
Merlin: Yeah all the ladies except Gwen ;)
Arthur: Shut up.
Merlin: Night see you tomorrow :)
Arthur: Night :)
Next morning
44 0789 381 897 : Hey I found this number this morning quick question... Is this that hot blond chick with the big tits or that red head with the even bigger tits or Merlin with the big ears?
Merlin: ........It's Merlin. Big ears? Who is this?
44 0789 381 897 : Oh hey Merlin it's me Gwaine
Merlin: Oh hey Gwaine :)
Gwaine: Great now I've got your number on my phone. See ya
Merlin: Bye
A/N Sorry it's short but I have to leave this house in like five mins omgpaniccurlupinaballjesusmentalbreakdown that's the kind of rush I'm in :P
