Payback Sucks, So Do You!

Chapter Thiry-Six: Illegally Blonde

**Totally forgot to explain the subscripts. Oh well ask of you don't know. I will gladly explain.

"It's a cruel reality, isn't it? It's not often that God creates a perfect person like moi. Beautiful both inside and out."
-Tamaki Suoh from Ouran Highschool Host Club
Payback Sucks, So Do You
Chapter Thirty-Four: Illegally Blonde

I looked at Axel--who was still degrading the amazingness that is Tamaki Suoh cosplayers--and huffed, "You need to take off that costume right now because you don't have the right to wear it. You are destroying the reputation of Tamaki cosplayers."
"I was called down here because apparently you weren't being a very nice prisoner." Axel replied.
"The first job of a host is to treat every girl like a princess and make sure they bring happiness to them. I am not happy and am a prisoner not a princess. You are a disgrace."
"I'm not Tamaki and you're not a princess so get over it." He smirked--god he does that a lot!--and moved closer to me and I stood my ground. Bitch I am a werewolf we ain't scared of no stupid humans. (Not that all humans are stupid, I love humans, it's just that a vast majority of them are in fact stupid, #Sorrynotsorry.)
"Look, Axel, if that's even your real name, I am the last person you want to fuck with. I am highly educated in the ways of torture. Do you know what that means?" I didn't give him a chance to answer before I let him have it, "That means I am ferocious as hell. I will go Fandoms on your ass.I could cut off your own leg and force you to watch me eat it in front of you(1), I will squash your skull into mush with my bear hands (2), I will perform a crazy pagan ritual that has to do with cutting off--"
"Stop! I get it! No insulting fictional characters in front of you. I get it. Now, let's talk here. As friends."
"Friendship is a thing that neither you nor I know anything about. We don't have friends we have pawns."
He looked at me for a moment, "Did you just quote something--"
I gave him a proud smile, "I totally just made that up. That sounded super badass." I nodded to myself, "Yes, I should be a philosopher. Then I can have my own stone! I'd make it yellow not red(3)."
"Look, I need to get information on the inside of your pack. I know the second in command has a thing for you and the Alpha Female is your sister so I know you know a lot about the pack. So would you do me a huge favor and just be the easily manipulated, dumb blonde I know you are."
I was seething. OH NO HE DIDN'T! I stood up from the uncomfortable cot and looked him dead in the eyes, "In the name of the moon, I will punish you!" I did the sailor moon hand signal thing. "It may not be today or tomorrow or next week. But one day I will avenge my blonde hair comrades and kick your ass to Neptune."
He smirked, "I'm sure you will. You're short," Oh snap! "You're weak." Oh no he didn't! "And you're crazy if you think you can beat me."
You're crazy, Evynne, why would we want to play with you?
Oh shit, the early traumatic backstory I've tried desperately hard to suppress is coming back. I jumped up and slashed at his face with hands, "IRON REAPER SOUL STEALER!" As he was distracted I reached for his key card in his pocket and ran for the door. He grabbed me by the back of the shirt and I used my werewolf strength to reach behind me and rip his arm off of me and twisted it, and again ran for the door.
"I hate you, you bitch!!"
I laughed, "If I had a penny for every time someone said that to me--AH!" I had to jump out of the way as a huge guy came running towards me. "Are you human or werewolf?"
"What about you?" he said in an accent.
This guy looked so familiar, weird russian accent, dark black hair, dark eyes--holy shit! "Is your name Victor?"
The guy seemed completely confused, "How did you know that?"
"I don't know! I had a dream about you once! You were evil but in the same dream Axel was good and he's evil...so by that logic and the trajectory of the sun and moon that makes you good!" I explained. "Did you just escape too?"
"Yeah there are a ton of people trapped in that room, I escaped to distract the guards so they could escape. But I don't think it worked."
"So you're a self-sacrificial guy who's well-thought-out plans don't work." I gasped. "Omg! You're my opposite!" I cheered. "Let's go kick ass! Speaking of which! Your huge! This is perfect! You beat them back and I'll sneak in and unlock the cages!"
"That sounds like a horrible idea."
"Your plan didn't work! My plans always work. Except that one time," he looked shocked and scared. "But that doesn't count because it was Beck."
"Right. And Beck is?"
"Oh he's my mate! He's kind of an idiot. But a cute idiot!" I revealed. "You'll love him when you meet him! By the way, why can't I contact my pack?" I asked now just realising that.
"The walls are reinforced with silver."
"That's sounds expensive." I commented. "Where do they get all this funding?"
"Your mother."
"We are going to be best friends."

"SHHH! Blondie! You need to shut up!" Victor, also known as the Beta of our neighboring pack, Thunder Hill Pack. That's such a badass name!
"Oh btw, my name isn't 'Blondie' it's Evynne." I introduced myself, holding out my hand to shake.
He gave a "wtf look" and ignored my hand, "Really? We are about to perform and epic prison break and your---what are you even wearing?"
"I'm Sailor Moon! The pretty guardian in a sailor suit, who fights for love and justice!" I explained, excitedly.
He gave me a look, "Do you ever stop talking?"
"Funny, my mom used to say the same thing to me. Now she just sighs a lot. I think she gave up on me being quiet for more than a minute! Unless it's a quiet contest! You betch your ass I'm gonna win that."
He seemed excited about something, "Okay quiet contest! Now!" Instantly my mouth shut and I went into serious mode. I am Mori-senpai. *Grunts*
I motioned with my hand, and we got into attack mode. He jumped out from behind the wall and attacked the guards and I smirked and snuck out while, they were distracted and used Axel's key card to open the door and snuck in. Only to find a ton of people in cages.
"Hello everyone." I greeted. "I am Sailor Moon, come to rescue you!" I ran to the cages and unlocked them with the key card. Man is this the master key or something? Why would you put all of the access on one card? I'd just have several random cards and they each open something different. That would be so funny! I should talk to Eryx about that for the pack house.
Suddenly someone shouted, "Hey girl behind you!" I spun around and saw someone approaching me, "FIRE DRAGON IRON FIST!" And punched the attacker in the face only for me to feel familiar shocks. "Oh god! Beck I am so sorry!" I gasped pulling my hand back and trying to stop laughing.
"Nice punch, Evynne." He said holding his nose in his hand. "I'd be prouder but I'm in pain."
"What are you doing here?"
"We saw them take you away and we followed them. Sorry it took so long." Yes! The rest came as well.
"Okay, Tuxedo Mask, I have a very important task for you."
"Okay, what is it?"
"Be my meat shield."
"What?"
"Take all the hits for me and while I unlock the cages because your a big tough man and I'm apparently a small blonde girl."
He sighed, "Hurry up and we need to get everyone out of here fast so we can meet the others."
"Okay!" Suddenly I remembered Victor. "Oh wait! Did you see a big, scary, Russian man with black hair outside?"
"I saw a big guy with black hair." He replied, "Not sure if he was Russian."
"Oh, awesome! That's Victor! He's a good guy!" Then I started unlocking doors as Beck fought off guards that were coming into the room. The escaped prisoners fought also as I ran around making sure everyone could walk and was out of the cages. Noticing the crowd was pretty large, I stood up on a table. "Everyone! If you swarm together and those who can shift do, they won't be able to hold us back! So everyone! Altogether! CHARGE!" I yelled as everyone began rushing out the door and into the hall. I saw Beck and Victor staying behind waiting for me.
Everyone was yelling war cries and I even heard one teenage boy yell, "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" Which was awesome. We were able to get outside but it was when we came to huge stone wall that had silver spikes sticking out that people were losing hope.
"EVYNNE!" I turned to see Eryx rushing towards me and scooping me up into a hug.
"Hey Rex! How ya doin' today?" I asked.
"We were so worried! Are you okay? Are you hurt?" He asked looking over me.
I just laughed, "Ah! That's cute Eryx, but you know Beck would have killed someone if they tried to hurt me! Speaking of murder, where's Maddie and Adora?"
"They are here, somewhere." He replied looking around for his mate. Then we saw them. They were still in costume as Emma Swan and Asuna. I waved to them and they waved back before fighting off the humans. There were some wolves around but not many people had shifted, probably because of the silver so close to us. Silver hurt when we were in human form but it HURT when we were in wolf form.
Suddenly I heard a voice shout over the battle, "Kill all of them! The short sassy blonde in the sailor outfit is mine!" I turned to see Axel running towards me. I smiled at him and blew him a kiss. Beck growled next to me.
"Oh shut up, you're really annoying sometimes." I scolded getting into a fighting position. "Let's get yer done."

OMG I AM SO SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED!!!!!! I planned to update in August on my birthday but than my friend kidnapped me so I didn't have the time and all summer I worked, you can ask mental insanity because we worked together! And I'm in college! Yes I finally left my very stressful house and am living in the woods where my classes involve nature hikes and talking about our childhood memories. Anyway I'm majoring in creative writing (I'm going to be so poor) and I'm possibly going to be majoring in theater or history. Not sure. Anyways I decided to finish this tonight because my neighbors are so loud!!!! It's 11am! Shut up! Anyway night and I will hopefully have ANOTHER chapter up soon.dont know why autocorrect wanted another in all caps but I'm just gonna pretend like thor said it.
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So fight evil by moonlight, let you molecules get rearranged and catch them all.
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