Revenge

Chapter 5

"JIMMY! You're going to kill us all if you keep driving like this, you idiot!" Foamy shouted as she slapped Jimmy's arm. "But we have to save my boyfriend!" Jackie screamed in Foamy's ear, tears streaming down her face. "Jeez, Jackie! You don't have to SCREAM AT ME!" Foamy screamed in reply, right in Jackie's ear. "WHAT THE HECK, FOAMY?!" Jackie countered, screaming again in Foamy's ear. Foamy went to scream her reply but was met by Jimmy's hand blocking her mouth. Jimmy raised an eyebrow at his wife in warning. "Sorry..." Foamy apologized and gave Jackie an evil glare before going back to criticizing her husband's driving. After approximately two and a half more minutes, the truck finally arrived at the hospital. Jimmy put the truck in park and jumped out to grab Charlie out of the trunk. The friends carried Charlie into the hospital and some surgeons took him into surgery right away. Jimmy, Foamy, Rachel, Maggie, Jackie and Alyssa all sat in the waiting room and read some magazines. After about 3 hours, Charlie was still in surgery. Jackie hadn't moved from her corner since they arrived at the hospital. She was sitting on the ground curled up in the corner facing the wall with her head in her knees. "That can't be comfortable..." Rachel said. "Yeah probably not. But she's probably too worried about Drooly Pants to care about herself." Alyssa added. Everyone agreed. Foamy leaned in towards her friends and asked in a low voice, "Okay, do any of you actually like Charlie?" "NO." Maggie answered right away. "I'm so glad I'm not the only one!" Everyone giggled. "He was okay at first, but now it's like taking care of a baby. Wait, was he always like this? Was he normal at one point?" Alyssa wondered. "I actually don't know, was he?" Foamy contributed. "It seems to me that he's always been like this..." Jimmy shared. "No, there was definitely a point in time where he was normal. But when was this? How did he change so drastically? Is there a way to reverse it? Does his behavioral change have anything to do with this weird feeling we all have that something happened to us, but we can't remember it? Maybe that is why we can't remember Charlie being normal?" Rachel wondered aloud, standing up from her chair and walking around, deep in thought. After a while of thinking, Jimmy broke everyone's train of thought by standing up suddenly. "I'm getting really bored waiting for the drooling idiot to come out of surgery, let's play a game!" Everyone stood up, agreeing, when suddenly, without moving from her position in the corner, Jackie chucked a refrigerator at Jimmy. Foamy got so mad that she became a bodybuilder and got huge muscles and lifted the refrigerator off of Jimmy with ease. She then went over to a mirror and checked herself out. "Biceps." She said in her bodybuilder voice before she went back to her normal size and joined her friends. "So what game should we play?" Alyssa asked. They looked around for inspiration, when suddenly, Jimmy got an idea. "Well, they have coffee cups here. We could play flip cup." "Yeah!" Rachel, Alyssa, Foamy and Maggie all yelled. They filled the cups with water because coffee is icky, and they played flip cup for about 2 hours. They were interrupted suddenly when a surgeon walked into the waiting room. The cups that Maggie and Foamy were currently flipping froze in midair and Jackie slowly came out of her corner, creeping toward the surgeon with a blank stare on her face. Slightly creeped out, the surgeon, his name was Greg bee tee double u, nervously giggled and backed away from Jackie. "Well, I have good news and bad news. Charlie is okay. He drooled all over the place. He flooded the OR twice, so we had to move to a different room and it was really gross because his drool had blood in it and it was just-" Greg was interrupted by Jackie's hand across his face. "Just cut to the chase please, okay?" "Um, yeah sorry. Anyway, as I saying, Charlie is okay...for the most part. We managed to get the bullet out even though it was lodged in-" Greg was cut off once again by Jackie's hand slapping him across the face. "Wait, what do you mean you got the bullet out? He wasn't shot, he just ran into a door!" Greg put on a confused look. "What? Then why did he have a bullet in his tummy?" Everyone was very confused. "What the heck? Charlie told me that he hit the door too hard...anyway, continue." Jackie said, deep in thought. "Okay, well we managed to get the bullet out, wherever it came from, and we are pretty sure he will be okay. However, he is in a coma right now and we are not sure when or if he is going to wake up. You can go in and see him, have a nice night." Greg said as he ran away, which was probably a good idea because Jackie needed someone to slap. Maggie, Alyssa, Rachel, Foamy and Jimmy all backed away from Jackie, none of them wanting to be the next victim of a brutal Jackie slap. Jackie was going to slap all of her friends, but then decided against it, so she slapped the receptionist lady. The receptionist lady, whose name was Jill bee tee double u, got up from her chair and slapped Jackie right back. Then Jackie and Jill got into a slap fight. "Hey, guys, enough!" Jackie's friends yelled as they finally broke up the fight. Jackie and Jill glared at each other, both of their cheeks turning purple. It was a brutal slap fight. Jill sat back down, never taking her eyes off of Jackie. "Come on Jackie, let's go see your boyfriend." Foamy coaxed as she dragged Jackie off to Charlie's room. Jackie never took her eyes off of Jill the whole way there, even when she couldn't see Jill anymore. When they finally arrived at room 239, they entered to see Charlie lying on the bed, drool and blood still pouring out of his mouth. Jackie ran to the bed, crying. She grabbed her boyfriend's hand and started saying all that dramatic, romantic, sappy stuff that I'm not going to repeat because that would be a whole chapter by itself, like the weird crap in the dungeon of the White House. Maybe I'll go take a picture of that stuff and show it to you guys so I don't have to explain it. You can just see it with your own eyes, since they allow photos in the White House now. But anyway, Jackie and Charlie were having their moment and the rest of the squad got bored, so they went back out to the waiting room to finish their game of flip cup as they waited for Jackie to come out of Charlie's room. They had been playing for about another 2 hours when the Tonight Show theme started playing very loudly. Foamy realized that it was her phone ringing. She pulled it out of her pocket as Jimmy giggled. "Hi, Jackie." Foamy covered the phone with her hand and whispered to the others, "It's Jackie." "Nooo, really?" Everyone said to Foamy. "Jeez, I was just trying to fill you guys in!" Foamy replied as she put the phone back to her ear. "Yeah, sorry. Everyone was sassing me." Foamy told Jackie as she glared at her friends. "Typical. Anyway, you guys should all just go home. I'm going to stay here overnight with Charlie, so don't wait up for me." "Are you sure? Because the Jimmymobile would gladly take you home." "Yeah, I'm sure. You guys should go home. Thanks for being here with me through this whole mess, you guys are the best friends ever. Now go home and get some rest, it's almost 2 AM! Nothing good ever happens after 2 AM, so get your little butts home quickly and go to bed. I'll call you guys in the morning." "Okay. Bye, Jackie. Goodnight, love you." "Love you too." Foamy hung up and put her phone away. "Jackie's staying here overnight so we can go home." "Really? 'Cause we can wait up for her..." Alyssa said. "She says she wants us to get our little butts home because it's almost 2 AM, and nothing good ever happens after 2 AM." Foamy replied. "Yeah, she makes a good point. Let's go home, we need to sleep." Jimmy said as all the friends walked out of the hospital and into Jimmy's truck.