Revenge

Chapter 11

"STOP!" Jimmy screamed as he tackled Antonio to the ground. The two of them struggled on the floor for a while as Rachel, Maggie and Foamy worked to free Jackie and Alyssa. "Thank goodness you guys are here!" Jackie said, very relieved. The friends freed Jackie and Alyssa at last, and Jimmy stood up from the floor with his foot on Antonio's throat, pointing a gun at his ugly face. The friends handed Alyssa's limp body to Jimmy, who slung her over his shoulder. He looked really cool. Jimmy was just about to pull the trigger and shoot Antonio in the face because he was so angry at him for kidnapping his friends, when he started to choke. Jimmy dropped the gun and Alyssa and he fell to the floor, clutching his throat. Antonio, also clutching his throat, stood up slowly. "Thank you, Master." Antonio said hoarsely. Foamy ran towards the evil man who was choking her husband and tackled him. Surprised, he accidentally stopped choking Jimmy and struggled with Foamy on the floor for a bit. Foamy hit the man in the face repeatedly, and her husband and her friends eventually joined in too because it was fun. Jackie found a yellow umbrella in the corner of the room and screamed, "YOU SUCK, BROBERG!" Before whacking the man with the umbrella as hard as she could. Everyone stopped beating the man up and stared at Jackie, confused. "You know this dude?" Foamy asked her friend. "Ummm, yeah, that's Broberg!" The friends all looked at her like she had twenty nostrils. "Look, guys, I know what happened to us and I'll explain that later, but we need to take care of business first. We have to keep beating this guy up, and I need some volunteers go beat that guy up." Jackie said, gesturing towards Antonio. Frightened, Antonio screamed in a very high-pitched voice. Jimmy took the yellow umbrella from Jackie and chased Antonio around the room in circles, wielding the umbrella. Finally, after about twenty minutes of running in circles, Antonio got tired because he doesn't run cross country. Neither does Jimmy, but he didn't get tired because he's Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Fallon doesn't get tired. Antonio just kinda melted, so Jimmy started hitting him with the yellow umbrella. Antonio cried. A lot. After a solid hour of beating the dudes up, the friends decided that was enough, so they left the room and piled into Jimmy's truck and put Alyssa's body in the trunk. Jimmy sped out of the sketchy town and finally, after what seemed like a long ride, he pulled into the garage. Everyone got out of the truck. Jimmy grabbed Alyssa out of the trunk and followed his wife and friends into their house. Jackie was still shaken by the experience of being kidnapped, Alyssa was still knocked out by thy drugs, (thy drugs are quick) and the rest of the friends were shocked by the savagery that they had unleashed on Jackie and Alyssa's kidnappers. "I had no idea I could punch that hard..." Foamy said with a blank expression on her face as she sunk onto the couch. Jimmy, still waving the yellow umbrella in the air for some reason said, "I didn't know umbrellas could do so much damage to a person..." Jimmy shared. "But it's a good thing they do..." Maggie added. "Yeah, 'cause Lissie and I might be dead right now if it hadn't have been for that umbrella..." Jackie agreed, a tear rolling down her cheek. Suddenly, a noise sounded from the couch, where Alyssa was resting peacefully. "Lissie! You're awake!" Jackie yelled. Alyssa slowly opened her eyes and yelled at Jackie. "Gosh, do you have to be so LOUD???" With that, Alyssa flipped Jackie off with some zucchini and ran to her bedroom. Everyone was very confused. In midst of this confusion, Ted Mosby appeared suddenly and took the yellow umbrella from Jimmy. "Hey!" Jimmy yelled. He chased Ted around in circles for like an hour before Ted got tired because he doesn't run cross country. Ted tossed the umbrella to Tracy McConnell, who walked out of the house with the umbrella. Ted followed shortly after, and the two jetted off into the sunset with their umbrella. Jimmy looked sad. "I really liked that umbrella..." Jimmy looked down at the ground and a tear fell from his eye. Foamy hugged him. "It's ok, we'll find you another umbrella, Jimbo." Jimmy nodded and the couple walked upstairs to their bedroom together, leaving Jackie, Maggie and Rachel alone in the living room. "Well, I guess everyone is still pretty shaken up from what happened, I think we should all get some sleep and talk about it tomorrow morning." Jackie suggested, yawning. Rachel and Maggie agreed. The friends all slept peacefully that night, completely unaware of the chaos about to break loose.