World Liberation Party

Chapter 2:

"Robin the hero are we there yet?"

As little red riding hood while looking exhausted.

"We will get there when get there! Got it?"

As Robin answers little red riding hood.

Robin looks like he's gonna collapse from hunger.

"Okay..."

Robin with his travel companion little red (nickname of little red riding hood) is currently lost at some mountain with no food, water and shelter.

"Yeah thanks for the reminder!"

No problem...

"Good for nothing narrator!"

Why thank you dumb hero.

"Hey!"

"Hi hi hi..."

Looks like little red has no energy.

"And who's fault is that?"

Isn't that yours dumb hero?

"You're the one who told us to go to this damn mountain and look for a damn tower for crying out loud!"

I did say that but I didn't say anything about not bringing any supplies with you.

"You should have remind us then!"

Isn't that common sense? Oh I forgot! Your an idiot!

"Aaaaaaaaargh!"

As Robin screamed like a wild beast.

"Robin the hero look! There's three little piggies!"

Little red point towards the "three little piggies" who are currently building their house further from their direction.

One of the "little piggies" is building a hut. The other "little piggy" is building a cottage house. The last "little piggy" is constructing a condominium.

"Hello little piggies! Can you please help us? We are currently lost and we need directions!"

As little red called out to the three little pigs.

The "three little pigs" looks at little red.

They start talking to each other.

"Oink oink! (Hey it's a little girl!")

"Oink oink oink oink? (Doesn't she look tasty?) "

"Oink oink! (Let's get her!)"

They started running towards little red.

"Yay! The little piggies are going to help us!"

"Hey kid? Those are not little piggies."

"They're not?"

"They're not."

"If they're not little piggies what are they then?"

"Food! Slurp*"

As Robin said and licked his lips.

Robin takes out his black handgun with an hanging ornament and points it towards the "three little piggies".

Robin looks like a hungry beast right now.

"Oh they're food!"

Little red takes out a dynamite from her basket.

"OINK OINK OINK!"

As the "three little pigs" runs towards them like a mad beast.

I wonder who are the real beast here?