World Liberation Party

Chapter 5:

Pam pam pam pam pam papampam pam pam pam pam pam papampam pam pam pam pam pam pam papampam papapapam papapam♪ (workshop bgm Mana khemia 2)

"Shut up!"

Papapam papapam♪

"I said shut up!"

Sorry sorry! I can't help it! It's just that I got addicted to this rpg because the background music is so catchy.

"Nobody cares! Do your job and narrate already!"

Fine fine...

Ehem!

Once upon a time, there was this dumb hero named Robin and his cute little side kick named little red. One day, they got arrested for tress passing, break and entry, illegal possession of fire arms, attempted murder, conspiracy and so on. They were brought to jail, met another hero Jeanne d' Arc and the notorious terrorist Bin Ladin.

The four of them join forces and escaped together.

They live happily ever after.

The End...

Or maybe just Bin Ladin since he came back to his country and became a hero.

I wonder how could someone become a hero just for terrorizing people.

Oh well!

As for our heroes...

Robin, little red and Jean the newly acquired party member are walking on a wheat field at the middle of sunset searching for a place to stay.

That sounds so dramatic!

So there you have it!

"What a half assed narration!"

As Robin said looking unsatisfied.

I can't help it! I'm sleep deprived!

"Who cares!"

As Robin shouted out.

You big meany!

Sniff* Sniff*

"Uh..."

As Robin was lost for words.

"Robin apologize now!"

As Jean demanded.

"Why should I?"

As Robin talk back like a spoiled little brat.

"Because a boy shouldn't make a girl cry."

As Jeanne said like a doting mother and pulls Robin's right ear afterwards.

"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!"

As Robin screams in pain.

"Jeanne the hero is so cool!"

As little red said in admiration while looking at Jeanne with googly eyes.

"Fine! Fine! I'll apologize! Sheesh!"

As Robin shouted out.

Jeanne releases her grip on his ears.

"I'm sorry alright!"

As Robin apologizes like a typical stubborn girl you see in a cliché anime.

"That doesn't sound so sincere♪"

As Jeanne said in tone.

"Sorry..."

As Robin apologizes reluctantly.