"Oh Romeo, Romeo, Romeo, why must you be Romeo? Deny your father and refuse your name. If not, just swear to be my love. I will no longer be a Capulet."
"Oh Johnny- Look out!"
"Huh?"
Robin kicks Johnny off the balcony before he was able to turn and face him.
Bam*
Johnny fell flat on the ground like yesterdays garbage.
Speaking about yesterdays garbage, it was so nasty that I couldn't wait for the garbage collector to arrive so I incinerated them.
"Nobody cares about that! And you two, do your bromance act elsewhere! I'm trying to sleep here damn it!"
As Robin complained to everyone.
I think they were kinda hot though...
"Hot?? What so hot about two guys sweet talking each other in the middle of the damn night!?"
As Robin reacted like an idiot.
"Stop calling me that!"
Calling you what?
"Idiot!"
Alright... Imbecile!
"Imbe- what?"
Looks like our hero doesn't know what imbecile means.
What an idiot.
"Hey!"
Oh look! Here comes the director.
"Don't ignore me!"
"Hey you crazy little boy! Stop talking to yourself and get off that balcony! You're ruining my play!"
"Who gives a damn!"
"Get off now"
"Make me!"
"URRRRRRRRRR!"
As the director screamed like a spoiled little girl who wasn't given a cookie.
The director picks up a rock and throws it at Robin.
"Hah!"
But he was so weak that the rock only flew seven inches before hitting the ground.
"Ha ha ha ha! You suck!"
As Robin made fun of him.
"URRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
As the director screamed like a spoiled little girl and picks up multiple rocks and throws it at Robin.
But the rocks only flew seven inches before hitting the ground.
"Ha ha ha ha! This is rich!"
And Robin burst into laughter.
Ha ha ha! You're right!
"Ha ha ha ha! What a wimp!"
Yeah! I bet his granny can do even better!
"Yeah! Ha ha ha!"
Ha ha ha!
"URRRRRRR! Stop talking to yourself and get off that balcony!"
"Ha ha ha! Make me!"
Jeanne kicks Robin off the balcony.
Bam*
Robin fell flat towards the ground like yesterdays garbage.
Since Jeanne looks like a beautiful heroine from some famous rpg, the director and the staff are stunned by her beauty.
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World Liberation Party
DiversosThis is a story about a group of heroes from folk lore and history who travels around the world solving problems in a funny way.