1-Poke him. In the forehead.
2-Pretend you're another Uchiha who somehow survived.
3-When ever Sasuke gets near, scream 'MY UCHIHA SENSES ARE TINGLING!' proving your point
4-Insist he still loves Sasuke
5-Say that he killed his clan because he was jealous of Sasuke's great and awesome power, and couldn't handle the pressure
6-Emphasize great and awesome
7-Every time he says something, turn it into a 'Your face' insult. Example: Hi! Hi your face. You're strange. Your face is strange. You lack good insults. Your face lacks good insults. I'm awesome. Your face is awesome. Repeat.
8-Get creeped out by the sharingan. Ask if it's a genetic mutation or a sign of radioactivity.
9-Ask him if it's red-eye
10-When ever he says something, make it into a conspiracy theory. Example: Shut up or I'll use my mangekyo You: What mangekyo? There's no mangekyo! That's ridiculous, what is this 'mangekyo' you speak of ? There's no mangekyo, there never has been! This works best if he actually uses the mangekyo on you and you say it afterwards
11-Become an Itachi fangirl
12-Ask him about the lines on his eyes.
13-If they're insomnia, lecture him on the benefits of a good night's rest.
14-Call him emo15-Insist Sasuke's cuter
16-When ever he talks, break into hysterical laugher
17-If he asks, sigh, shake your head, and laugh again
18-Sing 'Pop goes the Weasel' and dance around him
19-Show him UchihaCest fics.
20-When ever he does something, say, "I bet Sakura would want to know about this" and wink
21-Insist he's a girl because of his ponytail.
22-Say that Itachi's a funny name
23-Draw chibi female Itachi's
24-Become a Mary-Sue
25-Declare him your true love in a fake high-pitched voice.
26-Get 13 toothbrushes, and lay them next to each other, and separate one. Laugh hysterically at it. When he asks, don't say anything
27-After a while, say, figures you wouldn't understand. Laugh hysterically at him.
28-Continuously mutter under your breath 'Weasel weasel weasel weasel…'
29-When he asks you to stop, look up innocently
30-Ask if he's been hearing things. Call a psychologist
31-Or even better-- therapist. Separate the 'the' and the rest of the word and you'll see what I mean.
32-Spell his name as Uchia
33-Buy him many, many toys. Call them all Sasuke.
34-Have them all mysteriously fall out the window one day. Blame it on him pressuring Sasuke to commit suicide.
35-Dye his cloak pink.36-Follow him around, spraying everything he touches with disinfectant.
37-When talking to him, look at a spot a little to the right of his face.
38-Buy him things. Ugly, frilly things.
39-Cry when he doesn't wear them
40-If he does, glomp him and say in a high pitched voice, "I knew you would! You're my hero!"
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Ways to Annoy Naruto characters~
HumorThis was originally "How to annoy team 7" but I thought it needed to be edited and more parts included.
