Sakura

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1) Dress up as sasuke, and pretend that sasuke actually "Likes" her

2) When she tries to talk to sasuke stop her, and say "Srry, but Ino already beat you to it" and send her in the opposite direction

3)  burn ALL her sasuke obsession items-including pictures, and ALL!!! (Do this, and run like hell-or get killed!!! XD)

4) Get Naruto to Clone himself as Sasuke, and "Pretend" to go out with her

5) Constantly tell her that Sasuke thinks she Freakin annoying, and that he will NEVER like her!

6) Take all sakura's Sasuke plushies, and burn them in front of her

7) Clone yourself as Sasuke, and go up to Sakura, and slap her (Bonus if the REAL Sasuke sees u do it!! XD)

8) Get Naruto to talk to her non-stop

9) Show sasuke all the "Dirty" pictures sakura looks at of Sasuke

10) Tell Sasuke that Sakura likes him (Even though he won't care one bit)

11) Go in Sakura's room when she is not at home, and confiscate ALL her sasuke stuff, and possesions

12) tell her Sasuke "Did it"  with orochimaru

13) Tell her sasuke was in Naruto's bed last night, and the night before

13) Tell her That Kakashi was actually in Sasuke's bed also >.<

14) Tell her that Sasuke is gay, and always will be, and she doesn't have a chance

15) Tell her if Sasuke ever goes out with a girl it will automatically be Ino

16) Show her all the NaruXSasu pics, and SasuXOrochi pics Sasuke looks at on a daily basis

17) if she asks why Sasuke doesn't like her-tell her Several reasons why- Sasuke Doesn't like girls with pink hair, a gigantic forhead, girls that punches his boyfriend for no reason (Naruto) and girls who don't know when to SHUT UP!!!

18) everytime she attempts to touch or talk to sasuke yell out "SASUKE LOOK OUT-SAKURA'S GONNA RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

19) buy sakura a Naruto plushie the size of her bed (VERY BIG)

20) Tell her Sasuke made out with Ino just b/c he knew you'd hate it

21) Cut off ALL her hair while shes sleeping-then take a picture of her, and let Sasuke see it (This will ruin her sooo.....yeah....)

22)  "Accidently" Kick her in the head then throw her into the "Boys only" Room >.<

23) Spill hot ramen on her dress

24)  steall ALL her clothes (Bras and evrything) and replace them with Naruto, and Lee's Jumpsuits

25) Take all stuff "Sasuke" Related, and burn them to ash in front of her, and torture her by making her watch

26) tell her that Sasuke has SEVERAL boyfriends

27) Make a SasuIno Shrine, and destroy anything else, but that

28) have a party, and invite everyone, but HER

29)  Transform into Sasuke, and tell sakura that he's gonna marry Naruto

30) whenever Sakura talks address her as "Billboard brow" or "Forhead" instead of her name

31) tell her to stop talking to her "Inner Sakura" b/c it makes her look like a Physcho, and guys don't take well to that

32) Tell her a whole 2 counts of list of why she is annoying

33) Tell her that if she lays another hand on Naruto-his fangirls are gonna kidnapp, and throw her off a cliff

34) Tell her that Sasuke's fangirls hate girls w/ pink hair

35) Constantly ask her HOW she was born with pink hair

36 Dye her hair blue, and yellow or any two random colors instead of pink

37) ask if deidara is her evil akatsuki twin or if there are related in any way

38) tell her that sasuke doesn't like it when girls "Attempt" to rape Sasuke

39)  start a fangirl war by sending a message to ALL sasuke fangirls that there new competition is Sakura, and she's says she's going to ask Sasuke out on a date

40) tell Sakura that Sasuke was sold to Naruto on Ebay

41) Send her a video of Sasuke, and Naruto making out, and make her watch ALL of it!! XD

42) Transform into Sasuke, and beat Sakura up-then throw her in the back of Jiraya's car (...........u already know how Jiraya does.......>.<)

43) constantly tell her this till she gets it!! SASUKE WILL NEVER LIKE U!!!!!!!!

44) set her up on a blind date w/ Naruto & Lee

45) Dump cold water on her in her sleep

"Ahhaha Your turn Narutoooooo!!! :3"

Naruto: *Mumbles* Hpmh! Sasuke....think he's sooo cool......More ramen old man,.....

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