Solangelo One-Shots

Well we're Screwed

Okay this was supposed to be posted on Halloween but I didn't have time so yeah sorry it's late. ZOMBIE FUCKING APOCALYPSE AU (mortal AU also btw bc OTP hiding in basement together okay and if they were demigods Nico would be like "lol bye bitches" and make the zombies go back into the ground)
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Nico was just having a normal boring weekend when suddenly he heard his phone buzz. He pulled it out of his pocket to see that there was a notification from the local news station. 'There are zombies invading. Everyone stay in your homes until further notice.'

Nico rolled his eyes and laughed. 'That is the stupidest Halloween joke ever and it's not even Halloween it's only the middle of October' he thought. Adults these days trying to be like their kids. Well they're failing at being funny.

He walked out of his house to take a walk. As he walked along the sidewalk he caught sight of Jason and Percy. "Hey, Nico!" Jason called waving at Nico, Percy waved also. Nico walked over to them when his phone buzzed again. It was another dumb notification. 'This is not a drill. Zombies are coming! Please find shelter!'
"What the fuck? This is a stupid prank. No idiot is going to believe that."
Jason looked over his shoulder and laughed. "'Not a drill?' Are they serious? Since when have we had a zombie apocalypse drill in the first place?"

Suddenly, loud screams fill the air. The three boys exchange looks before looking in the direction of the screams. There is a horde of people running and they're being chased by zombies. "Run! Find shelter!" Someone yells. "Don't let them get you! You'll get infected!"

None of them hesitate, they all run as fast as they can to Jason's house, his house his the nearest from where they are. They all rush and and slam the door closed, locking the door after.

"Huh?" They heard a familiar voice say. Leo Valdez sits up from and looks at the three boys with a raised eyebrow. "What's going on? Why is everyone rushing in?"
They're used to Leo going rest on someone's couch, everyone's chill about it. He could go to some random person in this neighborhood and lounge on their couch and they wouldn't give a shit. Everyone owes him anyway. He's fixed at least one thing in someone's house for a cheap price.

Leo repeated his earlier question, but before he could answer; the television went static for a second then started playing the local news station. There was Hermes, who usually delivered the latest reports at the usual report times. Although he wore his usual smirk on his face, his eyes showed fear. He cleared his throat "Hello! This is an important announcement that goes to all of America. Stay in your homes, zombies are out on the streets don't let them touch you because once they bite you, you're dead meat."
For a moment he was silent then seemed to be talking to someone who wasn't on camera then looked back at the camera. "We just received news that a few republican candidates that were debating earlier are now being attacked." The screen suddenly changes and shows crowds of people running and zombies going after people in scattered directions. Some of the candidates had ran off already but some where still standing on the stage at their podiums, some paralyzed in fear and others yelling for help.

Donald Trump was probably the loudest, his face redder than the CNN logo. His hair looked like shit as usual and it was doing that thing where it stood up on one side. "You better help me now or else you are all going to regret it! YOU NEED ME TO FIX AMERICA!"
"BULLSHIT!" Someone screamed back.
Donald trump raised a finger and again, started yelling at someone to protect him. Even if there were any Donald Trump supporters in the room they were too busy running there asses away from the zombies. Again, Donald Trump angrily screamed for help. "Just hurry your ass away! I'm trying to help get these people out of here!" The camera zoomed in on the girl who said that. Everyone's jaw dropped when they saw fucking Reyna Avila Ramìrez-Arellano stomping through the crowd with a fierce look in her eyes. The crowd cleared away from her, even the zombies stopped in their tracks, a few gasps were ringing out. She took one glance at Trump and glared at him.
"You better shut up, you're just causing more chaos!"
"How dare you talk to me like that! You know that I'm what America- AH! Screw you!" Trump yelled as he tried to pull away from the grasp of one of the zombies. More grabbed him before he could do anything else but Reyna didn't waste her time watching she hurried back to the crowd shouting orders of which way to go and making sure that little as possible got attacked, most of the zombies were attacking Trump anyway.