Glee S6 Fanfic-Episode 3 ("Halloween")

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Will: All right, guys! It's Halloween time.

New Directions (somberly): Yay...

Will: Wait. You're not excited?

Jane: The love of Halloween starts to decline typically when an adolescent enters the pubescent stage. We're all teenagers so yeah... It's not as fun as it was when you were 5.

Adam: Speak for yourself. I love Halloween. Last year, I dressed up as that kid from Up!.

(Everyone laughs)

Adam: What?

Ryan: Mr. Schuester, what are we gonna do with our budget?

Will: How did you know about that?

Ryan: I have my connections.... I've seen the amount. We barely have enough to buy one piece of sheet music.

Will: Don't worry about it.

Ryan: It's too late. I've spent all night thinking of possible solutions.

Jake: Time to take a nap...

Ryan: Maybe we could have a garage sale or sell Brad the piano player. I know he'll have a hefty price tag in the sugar daddy market.

Will: You know what? Why don't we do Halloween singing grams?

Jake: (wakes up) Wait...what?

Ryan: Mr. Schuester. We can't sing for the people at this school. We're already on death row with Spencer and his band of Neanderthals.

Adam: He's right. This is basically suicide.

Will: Do you want to get to Nationals or have more sheet music or better sets & costumes? Then, you will sing. It's settled. Everyone, pick a song. Make sure it's Halloween-themed. Try and research.

Ryan: Adam.

Adam: Ryan.

Ryan and Adam: We're toast!