Glee S6 Fanfic-Episode 3 ("Halloween")

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Ryan: Pssst. Roderick. We've been summoned.

Roderick: Why are you whispering?

Ryan: That's what you do when you're in a library.

Roderick: Oh yeah... What do you mean by "summoned"?

Ryan: Someone asked for us to duet for the singing gram.

Roderick: What? I haven't had enough time to pick a song.

Ryan: Don't worry. I have.

Roderick: Of...course...

Ryan: With your smooth yet raspy soulful baritone and my crisp yet precise countertenor, there's only one possible song for us to do.

Roderick: I only recognized like half of those words. Who the hell is Rockwell?

Ryan: Exactly. Let's go.

("Somebody's Watching Me")

Roderick and Ryan: Who's watching? Tell me, who's watching? Who's watching me?

Roderick: I'm just an average man with an average life. I work from nine to five. Hey, hell, I pay the price. All I want is to be left alone in my average home. But why do I always feel like I'm in The Twilight Zone?

Roderick (Ryan): And (I always feel like somebody's watching me) And I have no privacy. Whooooa-oh-oh (I always feel like somebody's watching me) Tell me. Is it just a dream?

Roderick: When I come home at night, I bolt the door real tight. People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid. But can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid? When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair. 'Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there! People say I'm crazy. Just a little touched. But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much. That's why.

Roderick (Ryan): And (I always feel like somebody's watching me) And I have no privacy. Whooooa-oh-oh (I always feel like somebody's watching me). Tell me. Is it just a dream?

Roderick and Ryan: I always feel like somebody's watching me!

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