Part 2

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M: But she could be a boy with long hair and make-up?

A: MICHAEL

M: Whuut?

C: Not nice.. how will she stay in this group if you aren't nice to her?

M: I am nice! Just telling the truth

L: Who is she?

K: A girl -____-

K: "she" can still read

C: "she" would be nice if "she" told us her name

K: "she" is called Table

C: Okay Table

A: CALUM

A: It's not her real name -____-

C: Wait

C: No....

K: Lol

K: #fail

K: Okay okay

K: My name is...

K: ...

K: ...

M: Come on! Tell us

K: ...

K: ...

K: ...

K: ...

K: Kayla

M: Wait?

M: Your name is Kayla?

C: Serious?

K: Yes.

C: Wow

A: And where do you live?

K: Australia xD

L: Hey wait!

M: We live here too!!

K: Congrats -_-

C: Wait how did you know that?

K: You're phone numbers idiots

A: Hey we're not idi-oh wait we are...

K: And cuz you're probs the only 4 boys named "Luke, Calum, Michael and Ashton" who are friends

C: Could be true

A: So you know us?

K: Yeah, you are from the band 2sos right

L: 5sos -_____-

K: Yeah or that...

K: Don't like you're music tbh

M: Why not?

K: I'm more of a hard rocker.. like ac/dc and Alice Cooper and stuff

C: We are rockers!

K: No.

K: You're a popular band who tries to make real rock but it turned out to pop

M: No we are punk-rock

L: Michael wears make-up sometimes

K: That's not punk-rock... that's just... idk weird?

K: Punk-rock is like Alice Cooper and ac/dc, rock music, rock life not cute

A: We are not cute

K: You are.. you are a cute little pop band

M: We are punk-rock!!

K: You aren't, you are like little kittens trying to be a tiger

K: I'm out byee

C: WAIIITTTT

K: What?

C: Don't go

K: Okay

C: Pleeaaassseee dooooonnnnn''''''''tttttttt ----- wait...

C: What?

K: I'll stay if you guys want to talk about sex and periods and stuff

M: Why would we want to talk about that?

K: Cuz I have to go to the doctor...

C: Eewwwww periods

M: A BIT LATE DON'T YOU THINK

K: I'm not pregnant yet....

K: Just need some meds okay?

C: NO NOT THE MEDS

L: Wait what kind of meds?

K: You know, the girly meds xD

M: Why do you need them? You're not sexual active

K: WHO THINKS THAT?

M: I do

L: I do

C: I do

A: We all do

K: Lol I'm 17 and I'm not sexual active? Next joke plz

L: Wait YOU ARE 17 :o

K: Noo. That's why my ID says "born on 26th of June 1998" -___-

C: Really?

A: Are we gonna be sarcastic?

K: No. not at all.

C: Yes you are.

K: No I'm not.


C: Yes you are.

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edited 16 January 2017

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