Arrrgh! Ahoy, matey! I come from yonder phone bearing news from the day before (that'd be yesterday to ye). It be National talk like a pirate day in the land of USA on the 19 of September. With me father being from yonder land, I have been trusted to communicate with said pirate talk.
If ye lads and lasses had not partaken in said activity, ye can talk like a pirate in the comment section. Thankfully, ye captain (that'd be me) has finished in the partaking of said activity and the joy of me day by ten times.
Cough cough
That hurt my throat. Anyway, rant time!
So yesterday was my uncle's wedding. Don't get me wrong! I like weddings. There's free food! But, there is one horrible, horrible downside... I call it...
MAKEUP
The bane of my existance. My parents are always like ,"Just be yourself. Don't hide who you are!" And then when the wedding happens
BOOM
Parents go all like ,"YOURSELF IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH! MORE LIPSTICK! MORE EYELINER! POWDER!!!" And when I object they say,"You have to respect them and look more pretty,"
Umm... Hello?! Weddings are based on being yourself to your partner! Just give me some powder and
Boom!
I'm pretty! I just don't get why parents want to cover up who we are.
Well... At least that's what I think.
If ye wishes to object, feel free to take a long walk, of yonder short plank, laddie.
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