I stg this is for some buddies pls don't take this seriously.
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"JOHN CENA VS THE ROCK ON TONIGT AT SEVEN!" The announcer called to the 'crowd' on the TV. I was so excited.
I couldn't decide whether John Cena or the Rock was better. I just loved them both so much. It was such a hard decision but this was such an exciting thing to see my two favourite wrestlers pinned against each other. Now was the time to see who was truly the best wrestler.
I kept the TV on, blanking out whatever the infomercials told me as I pulled out my phone to check Twitter. I needed the inside scoop on the upcoming brawl.
Wait! It's 6:59 what the fuck am I doing on Twitter?
My favourite John Cena video played and I sang along even if there weren't words. I just really loved John Cena.
Next was the Rock theme intro, me humming along passionately to the true sex king himself.
YOU ARE READING
the royal smackdown
HumorPoor boy John Cena loses his job, then his wife, and then the only thing left of his wife. He has to go on an adventure with a familiar sex beast to get them back.
