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When someone walks slower than me:
Omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us to put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me:
Jesus Christ are you on the run from the police? This isn't a race you can tone it down Usain Bolt!!
When someone walks at the same pace as me:
Who gave your creepy ass the permission to walk with me get the fuck away from me before I call the cops
#2
Man: how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: unfertilised
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100 Funny Comebacks
RandomThat pretty much describes it... I've thrown in some riddles :) - rating: #2 in riddles ! #9 in comebacks ! **I don't own the comebacks
