Mom: {sends picture of you messing around with friends} hey you should send this to your boyfriend
Me: sorry I can't...he's in hospital
Mom: WHAT WHY?!?!
Me: he has a bad case of non-existent
Me: Hahahahaha
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100 Funny Comebacks
RandomThat pretty much describes it... I've thrown in some riddles :) - rating: #2 in riddles ! #9 in comebacks ! **I don't own the comebacks
