(At a restaurant)
Waitress: would you like a table?
Me: no, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 4 please.
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100 Funny Comebacks
RandomThat pretty much describes it... I've thrown in some riddles :) - rating: #2 in riddles ! #9 in comebacks ! **I don't own the comebacks
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(At a restaurant)
Waitress: would you like a table?
Me: no, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 4 please.
