*At Restaurant*
Waiter "would you like a table?"
Me "No not at all carpet for 5 please."
Funny Combacks and Jokes :3
Table of contents-
Joke one
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Hot, cold, just right
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Qoute
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Insults
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Ribbons with cats
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Joke
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Untitled story part
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Please smile :)
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Ninja
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Wifi
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Best friends
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Exercise
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Hi
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Annoying people
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Mine
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Drunk
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Drunk 2
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Did you just fall?
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Drunk men and a taxi driver
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Since you were in grade 1
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S.h.i.t
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Problem solved
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The WTF look
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hunting elephants
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I believe i can fly
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Hearts
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obstacle course
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Eat Yo Chips
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The Careers
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LOVE YOU
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Tracker Jacker meets Glimmer
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What does the fox say?
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Four leaf clover
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To do List
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Cato Fashions
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Come to the dark side!
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Welcome to the dark side.
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Did you fall from heaven?
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My tooth fell out time for mah money
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A/N
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Guyysss
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If you tickle me...
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When your pet walks by...
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Carpet for 5 please
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Parent logic
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Comfy
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To the backstaber
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Ho ho ho
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Having pets are great
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Seafood diet
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Can I go to the bathroom?
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Unicorn name
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Wish I was a cat
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LAZY RULE
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Syrup on pancakes
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Isnt it dangerous?
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Unless you brought me food.
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Not in public
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I wrote your name
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Water Meloans
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The great wall of china
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Twinkle Twinkle
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I told your boyfriend
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Trapped
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Waiting for your funeral
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GPS
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Head up high
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Fight me
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The pole your mother dances on
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Suck it up
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Winter this Spring,
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Touch me and you die
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When your at school and not at school
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Cat name
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Band name
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Your name is
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Your StarShip Name
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A/N
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Your life story
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Fact of ClownFish
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Walmart
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Error
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Gravity
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Youtube
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Never
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Dear math
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Dear kindergardens
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Blondes
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Roses are red
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Wake up screaming
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Potato Potato
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When your teacher leaves
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When i was 5
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Art tutorials
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I dont always say something stupid
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Phone
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Someone compilments me
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What movie should i watch?
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More than my life
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Whats 0 Divided by 0
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My mom thinks im awesome
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I want a dragon
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Always hungry
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That moment
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Hand sanitizer
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Washing your hands
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Sleep
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When teacher a teacher says....
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Google
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Ugly look
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If you were a cookie
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Thrown as a baby
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Trying to be you today
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If i throw a stick
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Family tree
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Becuase you have ears
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Brand new
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Quit the weed
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Your point of veiw
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Its not a hat
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Two faced
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Im smiling
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Nobody plans a murder
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A/N
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Fake
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Sleep
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Dear teacher
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Ballon
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Making secret nicknames
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So full
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Try to be normal
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When did we
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Find your name
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Sleepovers
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Headphones
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IDK
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Your so hot
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:3
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That is you
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Typos
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Ugly competition
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Far away look
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I am the view
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Lost your number
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Your head
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Hint
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Sure as hell
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Face paint
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Power vested in me
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Your moms chest hairs
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Middle fingers
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Jealous
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Glue stick
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Homework
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Pretty as a picture
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Lovely
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Cage
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License
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Nature
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Brains
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S.C.H.O.O.L
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Life
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Selling lives
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Awesome
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Devil said
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Mosquitoes
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Police
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During a fire
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Due Tomorrow
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Idiots
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Handwriting
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Handwriting
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Old people
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Eraser
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Allergic
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Lost
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Yo momma
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Dora
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Stupid things
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Freshman
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Life
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I wish
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Last day of school
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I hate
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If we get caught
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What if
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Discrimination
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Homework
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Pissing off people
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Sarcastic bitch
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Bed
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2 moods
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Epic moment
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Forget a face
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Ass
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Penny
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Highway
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Trashy
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Hello kitty
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Twice as smart
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SQUEAL
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