YOU ARE READING Funny Combacks and Jokes :3 Random Funny jokes and Comebacks #comebacks #funny #joke #laugh #things Touch me and you die 290 12 2 by cottagecheeseyeah by cottagecheeseyeah Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Person: Awwww someone needs a HUG!!! Me: Touch me and you die.