Can I Haz a Cheezburger?

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Well, sure, if I'm not reminded of my sins when I am around people. They're always so... skinny, and round, and perfect, and I'm just the goofy fat one who looks like a boy and loves eating. That's not what I want to be. I tried, and tried, and tried. But I can't get rid of my fat or my stupid, ugly round face. I am starving myself since tons of exercise each day isn't working, even after about a month now.

Maybe I can accept that I'm a fat, ugly weaboo with an obsession over food and anime. No wonder I'm always watching it, being creepy. Then while I watch Attack on Titan multiple times to drown out the pain in blood and guts, I binge on unhealthy food and try to cry out the calories.

I'm always surrounded by guys at lunch, in all six of my classes (well, not my two art classes) and I only have two NEW girl friends outside of my group of guys. And since people love hearing RibbonTheWeird talk about her group of cool nerd friends, how about I talk about my lovely group of guys, in the Reject Type of kids at Newburg, and that's also where i fit in.

Ah, my bros. We're goofy, trouble making losers who just can't have a day without eachother and fun.

There's Ronan, who is basically the center of the group, and is making us a vine account. He talks to Lauren, my friend, and he keeps saying he gets boners from her.

Then there is Jairus, he is the one closest to me. Many people ship us because we both love anime and videogames, and drawing. He's like the guy version of me, but with straight hair and he's shorter. HAHA HAHA, I'm tallest in all of my classes at an amazing 5'6".

Next, is Diallo. NOT DIABLO, DIALLO. He is second closest, and he also associates with the stupid popular group, which a close acquaintance and my worst enemies are. Diallo is in all of my classes except related arts. Him and I talk casually, usually about videogames and anime. He just recently started watching Attack on Titan because me, Jairus, and some of the others recommended it.

Ah, now we're at the one other girl, who is one of my best friends!! Terra, she's the group boss, and she sits by me at lunch a lot. Last week our weird dance was the Macarena, this week it's the Whip to anime openings. Today, oddly, is Guren No Yumiya. Yesterday was Lucky Star's opening, and Monday was Mirai Nikki. I am lucky to have another girl with me, honestly. She gives me the right moral support, and she gets me. SHE GETS ME RIGHT IN THE HEART. if she was Bi or lesbian, or pan, I would date her right away. An imperfect goof is my soul sister.

Now we are at the ones I don't like too much. Drake, who call poptart. He's also goofy, and he's very tall.. and pimple-faced. I can't talk to him much, because he is always around Jairus and Ronan and the other guys who will be named later, and they shut me out a lot. Not much to say, I don't know him to well.

Here's the ones I don't want to talk about

Ethan
Joshua (Payne)
Josh (Garrison)
Tim
Charles
George (CAN I HURT HIM, I HATE GEORGE)

Aaaaand

Kamden
Hisson (I hate him so much that I dont wanna learn how to spell his name.)

Yeah. Mostly boys, but I still have an interest in girls. But in Monte of my classes, they're ghetto or snobby popular girls. But there is Eva, and Lauren, Linda, Kamryn, Terra, and Ruby, who get me perfectly. Ruby, Kamryn, and Lauren call me by my preferred name, "Eren" or they say "ERRN" to sound like my sister. Or a lawnmower.

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