OK so this is day #3...sorry if it's not funny, but I tried... :)
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I arrive at the barricade and try to get someone's attention. I finally manage to catch Marius attention and he climbs over the barricade and makes his way over to me.
"Hi Me!"
"Hi Marius. Can I enter?"
"Sur-"
"NO!" I hear a voice bellow down to us. I see Enjolras standing on the top of the barricade staring at us.
"WHY!!!!" I whine.
"Because, you ruined it before!"
"WHY!!!!"
"FINE!"
"Yay! You're gonna let me in?"
"After you say the password."
"There's a password?"
"Yes because I just made it up!"
"Very Mature"
"Just guess!"
"Hairgel?" Enjoras's face goes from a cocky smirk to utter shock.
"How did you guess?" I look at Enjolras's thick mop of shiny hair and thought to myself 'How couldn't I?'
"ummm...lucky guess?"
"Well, you still can't come in because you still have to guess all the other barricade boy's passwords."
"OK Grantaire's is wine, Pony's is Marius, Gavin's is cookie, and Marius's is llama."
I look around to see a nodding of heads from all of the barricade boys (and Pony pretending to be a boy.)
"Can I come in now?"
"No ummm....you need to figure out the final password and it's long and you are most likely not gonna get it so..." Enjolras gets ready to step off his perch expecting me to not get the password.
"Let me guess. It's Red and Black..." Once again a look of shock crosses over Enjolras's face.
"But what does it mean?" He says crossing his arms.
"Oh, I don't know because it's not like you haven't sung a song about it."
"Well tell us."
"Red, the color of apples. Black, the color of rotting apples," I say in a sarcastic voice.
"Ha! You're wrong!"
"Do you even know what sarcasm means?"
"no." Marius says from beside me. I roll my eyes. How is this guy even alive still?
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OK I realize I only had red and black in there only like twice, but yeah at least I had it in there :) stay tuned for Day# 4 tomorrow! :)