I walk around the barricade waiting for someone to let me in when I hear very loud sobs coming from behind a building. I turn the corner to find Pony weeping, probably about Marius again.
"Hey Pony!"
"WAAAHHHH!!!"
"I have something that will make you feel better!"
"ooh! is it Marius's love?"
"umm...no"
"THEN GO!"
But I have advice!"
"What kind of advice?"
"How many different kinds are there?"
"...carry on..."
"Well to get over your broken heart you should sing a song to Marius showing how you are mad at him for not choosing you and the kick him in the knee!"
"but-but-but-but-"
"Now go out there and don't show him any mercy!" With that I give Pony a little shove and she runs right into Marius.
"Hey 'Ponine!" Marius says.
"ummmm....There's a fire starting in my heart, reaching-"
"AAHHHHH!!! FIRE??? YOU'RE ON FIRE??? AND YOU TOLD ME THAT BY SINGING???"
"NO LET ME FINISH!!!"
"ok" Pony clears her throat and continues.
"reaching a fever pitch and it's bringing me out the dark-"
"But I'm afraid of the dark!!!"
"Marius!"
"What?"
"Shut up!"
"ok"
"Go 'head and sell me out and I'll lay your ship bare"
"YOU BOUGHT ME A SHIP?!?!? YAY!!! I hope it's a yacht..."
"Marius..."
"I know, I'll do it for you...Marius shut up! ok"
"...ummm...ok...See how I leave with every piece of you. Don't underestimate the things that I will do.There's a fire starting in my heart. Reaching a fever pitch. And it's bringing me out the dark. The scars of your love remind me of us, they keep me thinking that we almost had it all. The scars of your love, they leave me breathless. I can't help feeling: We could have had it all!!!!!!!!! Rolling in the deep!!!!"
"the deep? I hope it's not the deep ocean...I'm not the best swimmer!"
"AAAHHHHHH!!!!" Pony screams and runs away from Marius, but towards me, "YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY MARIUS!!! GOOD LUCK TO COSETTE CAUSE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! AAAHHHH!!!!"
"so. how did it go Pony?"
"How do you think me...I knew you were watching the whole time."
"...well at least now you aren't crazily in love with Marius now.."
"maybe..."
"Oh boy."
