day # 9 Grantaire and alcohol

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I choose to try another tactic to get into the barricade and just wait them out. Eventually they'll come to their senses right? I wait and wait, but no one seems to come to let me in the barricade. Before I know it i drif off into the land of dreams.

I am woken up a little while later by the sound of footsteps. I jump up getting ready to enter the barricade assuming some one is coming to let me in, but instead I see Grantaire stumble from behind the barricade. He looks as if he had been drinking all night and can't even stand. He sees me (or maybe more of me...who knows if he sees double when drunk) and stumbles in my direction.

"Hey Me! Wanna have some wine! It's really good!"

"Well, I really shouldn't....OK!" I take to bottle and chug down the liquid. And then another. And another. And another. This isn't going to end well...

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Five minutes later...

"Try and catch us coppy!!!" Grantaire yells as we race down the streets with Javert hot on our trail. He holds a doughnut above his head which he stole from Javert. I try to run and avoid any obstacles, but I end up running into a pole, tripping over a fench, and running the wrong way. My vision is all blurry and I can't see anything clearly.

All of the sudden I bang into a wall and Javert catches up to me.

"You are under arrest!"

"For what? Stealing your doughnut? Dude, I think we did you a favor if you know what I mean...you could drop a few."

"Well...you still stole my doughnut! and stealing is against the law!"

"Oh, like the loaf of bread Jean Valjean stole?"

"Yeah, that's off the point!"

"OK!" I don't know why, but I decide to take off running again. I was just using my lack of judgement again. That lack of judgement continued as I race across a bridge and evetually stumble off of it. Javert wasn't the brightest bulb tonight either because he FOLLOWED me in jumping off the bridge. Haven't we seen this before (minus Me.)?

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A half hour later...

"ssssssshhhhh!!!!!! hehehehehehe!" Grantaire and I sneak up into Enjolras's room and quietly make our way over to him. He is fast asleep and thankfully sleeping face up. I take out a sharpie marker and try to draw a mustache on his face, but he moves so the black now covers half his face.

Next both Grantaire and I attempt to dye Enjolras's hair green, but can't see very well so end up dumping the whole bottle of green hair dye over Enjolras. Oops.

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Five minutes later...

Grantaire and I (minus Grantaire because he passed out somewhere on the staircase) make my way down to the front of the barricade. A few minutes later I pass out too and wake up to an angry (and wet) Javert and a green Enjolras. Oops...

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OK this isn't my best....yeah none of these are my best because I'm always rushing to finish them (a lot of homework prevents me from putting more effort into these) stay tuned for day # 9 tomorrow!

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