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The Female Night Guard And A Tag-Along Knight.

Well, one does meet some solid characters, if you roam around. I met the female night guard, whose name I didn't catch.

Basically, Dad tried to sneak Ahkmenrah in, while talking to that character. My. That's all I can say about her. Dad and her talk'd for quite a while, Nick hiding, while I pretended to go through my mobile. We were supposed to sneak Ahkmenrah in while Dad distracted her. And they kept talking, then she called McPhee, who confirmed our visit and let us in.

Oh! so I'm guessing, you don't know why all this is going on right? Let me fill you in. Back in the 1938, when Ahkmenrah's tomb was found, there was a certain guy, whose Dad was leading the expedition. Guess who? You can't unless of course, you've gone through the research material on the web. Because, that certain guy, was that old man, who tried to steal the tablet a few years ago. Well, I finally caught on to his name. It's Cecil...if I'm not wrong. And I met as well be. Anyways, the thing that happened, was that even after toiling in Egypt for so long, his Dad didn't manage to find the tomb. Little did he know that his young lad would be running to take shelter from a storm and would drop in the most internal chamber. But well, cecil fell, whether his Dad knew or not and soon, he had his Dad with him down in there. They were going to move the coffin, or whatever out, when a local servant warned them of trivial danger, if they infiltrate the sacred tomb with their foreign presence. Well, being an American, Cecil's dad said he didn't believe in all this and soon had the coffin shipped.

Now hearing this particular story, one might think, that the king who had been mummified in the coffin would be a dangerous one. One with bad temper and personality. Who knew that the fourth king of the four kings, in the coffin would be the sweet, loving , handsome Ahkmenrah ?

That was cheesy, wasn't it ? Sometimes I get a bit emotional and I forget I've to act sassy and sarcastic. Hmm. So where were we?

Right. The female-night-guard-whose-name-I-didn't-catch. Well she was going on and on about how her boyfriend said her hair looked like something the dog dragged in, and that she doesn't agree, instead she feels that she looks hot. Nick looked like he was going to barf. I gave him a sympathetic look. While we're getting tortured, the others dragged the crate into the middle of the room. Then we said thanks and drove off.

We came up to a parking lot, nearby and parked our truck. Then we walked back to the museum, whose gates, Dad opened with a wrench. Tilly, 'The female-night-guard-whose-name-I-didn't-catch' was fast asleep, in fact she was snoring. We snuck in to the museum, and Ahkmenrah, who was in that crate, opened the door for us. We exchanged slight smiles, Ahkmenrah and I that is.

- The coast is clear." Ahkmenrah said, holding the corroding tablet. Suddenly, the box moved, and Teddy-lousy-fourth-president-Roosevelt popped out.

- Hey there, Lawrence." Dad looked at Ahkmenrah, who shrugged.

- Hey Teddy. Okay- we could use him." Dad said as Sacagawea popped out. Dad again glanced at Ahkmenrah who again shrugged his shoulders.

- She could be useful - Navigation." And then Attila stood up.

- Okay- Strong."Dad muttered as Laa came out of the crate.

- What?" Dad turned to Ahkmenrah.

- He really wanted to come." Ahkmenrah nodded. I couldn't help but burst out laughing. Laa was what seemed like McPhee would have done to prank on Dad. He was a neanderthal, who looked like Dad. Dad gave me a look. And we started moving on.

Definitely, this was the first time the museum had come to life. One could see, they were getting used to it slowly. It was like how, babies start getting adapted to their surroundings. Wow, that was deep.

Then Dad messed up with some boar, thinking it would be like Rexy, but no. It was not. And we found out in a very...um...realistic way.

We ended up in some room, where we met this "character". A knight- that was for sure.

- I... am Sir Lancelot. I come from Camelot, in search of the Holy Grail. My king sent me, and I shall not return to him or my beautiful queen unless, I have it. Have you any idea, where it is?" He introduced and explained.

- Well, according to Dan Brown, the Ho-" I started to get my mouth covered up by Nick. - Don't mess it up." Nick whispered in my ear.

- Um..no." Dad answered, eyeing us, and trying to get his way around the knight.

- Then I shall come with you guys."

Great. Just great.

Two stupid characters, all a days work.