TODAY IM LIKE A TOTAL FUCKING SAVAGE GUYS IDK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME BUT DAMN
Kik Chat:
Me: What app do you guys use to make AMV's?
Person: Deeznuts free and Deeznuts Pro
Me: Well I guess that means they take up less space
Friend: DAAAAAAAAAAMNNNN GOT THAT ASSSSS BOI APPLY WATER TO THAT BURN LMAO SHE REKT YOUR ASS
Other people in chat: *laughing emojis* I m dying
Friend: lmfao nigga thought he did good she said yeet fuck outta here boi I'm dying like damn she destroyed him
Me: *sends to friends on IG*
Best friend [girl]: FUCKIN REKT HIS ASS OMFFFF BEST AKANKSHA ROAST APPLY CHIDORI
Best friend [guy]: Done
Instagram:
Annoying Kid: *talking random inappropriate shit*
Me: Let's talk about something else :/
Annoying Kid: About what? Yaoi? Naruto? SasuNaru?
Me: sure why not, it's clearly better than what you're talking about. Anything is, really.
Annoying Kid: Donald Trump a good person? I'm dead.
Me: At least he's better than you
Annoying Kid: He is gonna take all the Mexicans back
Me: Oh so you're going back good riddance
Best friend [guy]: Akanksha savage asf rn god damn
Annoying Kid: So? I have my green card
Me: For what? Your garden?
Best friend [guy]: Damn
Annoying Kid: Nah. For the United States.
Me: Which clearly doesn't need your presence
Best Friend [guy]: u.u This is Annoyed Akanksha. She's more dangerous in this state.
Annoying Kid: Okay I'll stop or else Akanksha will go broly mode on my ass
Best friend [girl]: This Akanksha scares me, last time she was like this there was a fight
Best friend [guy]: That's Akanksha for you. Cute and sweet one moment. Holds a knife to your throat the next.
Annoying Kid: *starts talking stupid shit again*
Me: wtf is your problem
Best friend [guy]: *hides* Akanksha is about to attack. She's an evil little thing. She's savage.
Annoying Kid: *sends pic of his hand* I wish my hands were smaller so I can shove my hand up someone's pu$$y
Best Friend [girl]: Please shut up
Me: We wish your ego was smaller so I guess none of our wishes are coming true
Best Friend [girl]: God damn
Best Friend [guy]: Told you
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Best Friend [girl]: You need to go back into the wild where you belong ya fuckin savage
LOL I HAD A GOOD DAY AND GOT A LOT OF PRAISE AND PLUS THE FAIRY TAIL EPISODES ARE ON THE WEBSITE I WATCH IT ON SO IMMA SPEND TIME WATCHING THAT NOW! MWAHAHAHA
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The Book of Randumbness
AcakIf you talk sense to a fool , they'll call you foolish.