I walk into my apartment and see Selena and Pam sitting on my couch, watching the news as they eat popcorn.
"Hey guys!" I say, surprised to see Pam.
"Hey," Selena says as she shoves a handful of popcorn into her mouth and keeps her eyes on the TV.
"Aren't you going to ask about how I got into your apartment?" Pam asks.
"Knowing Selena - she probably invited you to come over."
"That is partly true. The cops found my hideout so I had to burn it down, then I called Selena and she invited me to stay here," Pam explains, and I give her a small nod.
"So.... How was working with the Joker?" Selena says.
I look at them and smile widely. "Mistah J is doing great! He's just so cute and he-"
"WHAT?!?!" They both scream.
"Okay I might-" I start but Pam interrupts me.
"I think-" Pam says gets interrupted by Selena.
"YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THE JOKER!" Selena screams on the top of her lungs, then Pam and I throw pillows at Selena.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" we both yell in unison.
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I lay in bed awake. It is 3:34 am and I'm still awake. All I can think about is the Joker. Our kiss. His scars. His laugh. His view on the world. Everything he said to me. The Joker card that he left me. The rose he gave me. The card on the rose that said he wanted to see me. Him sabotaging Doctor Leland to get me to be his doctor once again. It was all so sweet!
I lay awake for what feels like a few minutes, but as soon as I close my eyes my alarm clock goes off. I jump out of bed excited. I'll see Mistah J today! I can't wait to see my Mistah J! I really can't wait to see my Mistah J! There is just so much that I need to talk to him about. I need to see him!
I jump out of bed and run it to the bathroom. I strip my clothes off and get into the shower. I turn the hot water on and smile as it hits my skin. I feels so good on my skin, it wakes me up, even more than I am now.
I get out of the shower and dry off with my towel, then wrap it around my body. I walk into my room and look in my closet... I don't want to wear the same old thing; I'm not the same old me that I was yesterday. I see a nice red top and a tight black pencil skirt. I put them on and put my blonde hair into a tight but neat bun.
I look at myself in the mirror and smile. I don't look like Harleen Quinzel, the quiet girl that would never do anything bad; I look like Harley Quinn, I wear tight cloths and I don't look like a goodie two shoes. I look the best I ever have in my life. I feel the best I have ever in my whole entire life. I grab one black heel and one red one. I put them on and smile. I look amazing! Completely different!
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Mistah J lets out a whistle as I walk in.
"I like this..." he said smiling. "This is my Harley Quinn!" he practically yells.
"Umm... Thanks," I say, feeling awkward... really, really, really awkward.
The Joker laughs as his big grin runs across his face, then Doctor Arkham runs in. "Doctor Quinzel, may I have a word with you?" he asks, and I follow him outside.
"Bruce Wayne has donated lots of money to Arkham and he was talking to me and he would like to take you on a date. You will go on a date with him tonight and you will get him to donate more money to Arkham."
"No. I don't want to go out on a date and certainly not with him," I say.
"I'll triple your pay check if you do this!" Doctor Arkham begs.
"Fine." I say then walk back into the Mistah J's cell.
"Well... what was that about?" The Joker questions.
"I'm getting a raise and a free five-star dinner," I say as I sit next to him on his bed.
"From whom?"
"Bruce Wayne."
He smiles at me and takes my hands in his.
"Harrrrrrrley," he sings, "wear somethin' nice."
What-how-what the.... Why would he care what I'm wearing tonight? I can't even... That makes no sense at all, but then again we are talking about Mishah J.
"Okay Mistah J."
"Then it's a date," he says then kisses my cheek.
A guard walks in and says that times up and I have to leave. I left the cell smiling, but completely confused with everything that just happened to me.
