I walked into Arkham, not wearing my clothes, but Harleen's. I walk down the halls and smile at the other doctors and the guards. I find it funny that within a few hours this place - Arkham Asylum - will be run by the inmates and not one person in the asylum even knows except for me! I feel so speashal! Well, then again I am speashal. I am the only one that the Joker has actually open up to, and I'm also the only person that he really trusts.
I sneak into the I.T section and kill all the Garuds in the security room with joker venom. I sit on a chair and wait for Mistah J. I watch all the futage on the computer screens then I seen Mistah J. He looks a little beaten up, witch absolutely breaks my heart. It takes about 25 minutes for him get into I.T. He breaks free of the Garuds hold on him and runs to the metal doors.
"Harley! I'm home!" He yells as I press the button that opens the doors and Mistah j strolls in.
I close the doors then run to him. I kiss him and he kisses back slowly.
"I hate these cloths," I mumble as I look at my- I mean, Harleen's clothes and Joker nods.
"So do I," he says "why don't we fix it?" He asks send I nod.
He offers me his hand and I happily take it. Mistah J leads me through the hall then stops at a vent. He opens it and takes out a small box then hands it to me. I smile and open it, inside it is my costume and clown make up. I kiss his cheek then runt to the closeest girl's bathroom and get changed.
I run out of the bathroom and gasp, see the Batman. He look and I stare at him for a minute then I start running. I hear his footsteps pounding on the ground behind me as I run. I run around a corner and trip on the uneven ground then I see his shadow.
I get up and he throws a punch at me. we start fighting and he gets a lot of good shoots on me. He knocks me onto the floor with one punch then kick me in the tummy.
"where is the Joker?" He asks.
"I ain't telling you wear Mistah J is," I huff and he kicks me again, but harder this time.
"You're only making it harder on yourself. If you tel me where Joker is, I'll stop."
"Never," I say then spit at his leg.
He keeps kicking me and asking me where Mistah J is. Then he grabs one of my ponytales and pulls me up and I let out a small scream. Then I feel something cold agenst my neck. A knife.
"Joker I will kill her," a male voice says, that voice only belongs to one man and that's Jim Gordan.
"Jimmy, old pale! Let's not go crazy and kill the kid," Mistah J says over the speakers.
"Yeah let's not!" I say then elbow Jim in the side and grabbing the knife from him. I laugh, then batman and Jim grab me then there is a loud bang and Jim yells out in pain as he falls to the floor.Batman lets go of me and I fall to the ground, to hurt from before to stand. I see him start fighting Mistah J. They fight for what feels like forever, then more cops come and Mistah J pulls out a bomb and throw is it at them and they start laughing. He walks over to me picks me up.
"come on Harl, this is no fun anymore," he says
"You're right Mistah J," I say softly then I fall asleep in his arms.
