Chapter Five [Second Part]

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"THIS LIL CHICKEN TRYNA CROSS THE ROAD, NOW GO GO GO! Beep beep!! GO GO GO!!!!!" I yelled/sang while doing a weird dance. Kakashi sighed and slapped his forehead.

"Dear Kami..."

"THAT PURTY LIL CHICKEN TRYNA CROSS THIS ROAD! HE 'BOK BOK BOK'-ED ON HIS MERRY WAY HOME!"

"DAVID BOWIE FLIPPED HIS HAIR, SAYING 'I KNOW EMOS GOT DUCKBUTT HAIR!' FLIP DA SWITCH CALL EM CRAZY, WE GOTZ A DUCKBUTT BABY!" Naruto burst into laughter. "SAKURA, SAKURA LOOK AT HER! HER FOREHEAD IS SO BIG IT MUST HURT!!" Naruto's laughter grew louder as Ciel, Kakashi, Masoto, and Bassy joined in.

Just to kill our fun moment, a large clever like sword zoomed by our heads. Jesus, you trying to kill somebody? Oh wait...

I sighed as the two dolts talked about each other. Names, nicknames, names, names, and more names.

"As much as I would like to fight you Sharingan no Kakashi, I'm afraid I have a bridge builder to take care of." With that he dashed off.

I'm AWFUL at writing the C-Rank mission to Nami no Kuni, it's the same as canon just that Sasuke didn't die cause Mei saved his duck butt.

The citizens of the Wave cried happily for their freedom. That tyrant, Gatou, was taking down by Team 7 and 13. Mei bore a smile on her face while Naruto was... Naruto from the compliments and thank you's.

"Arigato, Mei-san." She shook her head.

"I'm not the one you should be thanking," She glanced at the idiotically smiling blonde. "You should be thanking Uzumaki Naruto." She bowed and turned to walk away.

"Iie, arigato gozaimasu, Ackerman Mei."

Smiling, she nodded and walked away. "OI! NARU!! IT'S TIME!"

"YOSH!" We stood in front of the crowd while our teamates and senseis backed away.

"This is the Konoha Troop! We were happy to fight for you!" They chanted in a cheerleader like fashion.

"Na-ru-to!"

"Mei~!"

"Kakashi...?"

"Sakura!" She says 'cutely'.

"Sas-uke..."

"Sebastian."

"Ciel."

"This is the Konoha Troop! We are happy to fight for you!"

"Next Hokage!"

"Earl of Ackerman!"

"Hatake Time~!"

"SHANNARO!"

"All Time Avenger."

"One hell of a butler."

"Earl of Phantomhive."

"And you!" The duo finished by pointing at them. The 'Troop' was rewarded by loud applauding from the villagers.

Bowing twice, they left the now hope-filled village to celebrate.

"So what about the name of the bridge?" One asked.

"I think The Great Tazuna Bridge!"

"No!" They chorused. Inari smiled.

"How about The Great Konoha Troop Bridge?" He asked innocently.

They went into a happy and agreeful uproar.

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