DENIAL
Juan: Pedro do you know why there's no "I" in denial ?
Pedro: No, why ?
Juan: 'Cause the letter "i" in denial is not capitalized so there's no "I' in denial.
PTERODACTYL
Teacher: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Student: Because the "P" is silent.
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ORAYTTTTTTTTT xD