BIG MOUTH
Isang araw umuwi si junjun sa bahay na umiiyak
JunJun: Huhuhu ..... huhuhu
Ama: Ohh anak anyare sayo ? Bakit ka umiiyak ?
JunJun: Tay kasi po niloloko ako ng mga kalaro ko sabi nila malalaki raw ang bunganga ng pamilya natin ... huhuhu !
Ama: Naku anak, wag ka ngang mag papaniwala sa mga sinasabi nila. Wala yung katotohanan. Kaya tumahan kana dyan. Sige pumasok ka na sa loob at mag hugas ka na ng kamay, kunin mo na yung PALA at kakain na tayo.
PLENTY OF HANDSOME FILIPINOS
(American threw his CP)
Pilipino: WTF ! Why did you throw that ?!
American: Don't worry! We got many CPs in America.
(Then Korean threw his laptop)
Pilipino: Shit ! Sayang yun !
Korean: It's ok ! There's many laptop in Korea.
(Nainis si Pinoy. Then may lumapit sa kanilang 1 poging lalaki. Tinulak yung ng PInoy sa tulay.)
American & Korean: OMG ! Why did you push him ?!
Pilipino: It's ok! There's lot of hansome people in Philippines !
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Take note ! 'There's a lot of handsome filipinos here in th Philippines' ! xD
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