Sweet Escape (an EXO adventure story)

Ep 7 Kris Be Creepin'

-Lay: Eh? What's the hurry Kris-ge?

-Kris: *kinakapos ang hininga* Everyone, I went to the river this morning.

-Xiumin: *tass kilay* Who asked?

-Kris: Hyung, you serious?

-Lay: Yeah, continue the story.

-Kris: I saw an old man and a couple of young boys.

-Xiumin: Pedophile?

-Leny: Agad-agad? Di pwedeng magtutuli muna?

-Luhan: Magtu...what?

-Kris: This old man is sitting with his back on me so I don't see what he's doing but the boys were screaming and crying!

-Leny: Sinasabi ko na nga ba.

-Lay: What is it qin ai de?

-Leny: Circumcision.

-Luhan: *nagtakip ng harapan* Woah!

-Xiumin: You weren't circumcised?

-Luhan: I was! When I was still a baby.

-Leny: It grows back.

-Kris: *Sinilip ang loob ng pantalon* What the heck!

-Lay: *tawa to the max* I don't think so.

-Leny: Let me check yours, Lay.

-Lay: Eeewwww! Byuntae!

-Xiumin: Ahahahaha! *nagpagulong gulong sa sofa*

-Luhan: Both of you are secret pervs. Nice couple.

-Leny: I was just kidding.*umalis*

-Lay: Ya! Don't go! I will show you.

-Kris: *pinalo ng throw pillow si Lay* So what are you guys doing?

-Jhenna: Planning for the event, oppa.

-Kris: I see. Update me please. Am I going to perform with anyone?

-Jhenna: Actually, you can do a rap. It's a dance rap song. I guess Crizza, Kai and Sehun can do it with you.

-Kris: Alright. Give me the song in a while. I need to take a shower.

Just a recap. Si Chen at Kyungsoo kakanta ng Buko with Lay sa guitar. Ang ChanBaek, kakanta ng Di Na Ako Galit. Si Kris, Sehun at Kai with Crizza magpiperform ng Shake It ni Gloc 9. At ang lahat magpiperform together ng Hawak Kamay. Si Tao at Carly magwu wushu. Si Xiumin, ayun interpretative dance. Oh ano ka? Joke! Sand art yung kanila ni Shamae. Si Dinah daw hindi pwede at siya ang bahala sa catering. Si Luhan at Jhenna magsasayaw ng Nae Nae. Ako? Si authornim...magpapatuloy sa pagsusulat nitong story. Hahahaha!

*Seryoso ang lahat sa pagpaplano ng kani-kanilang number para sa fiesta.*

-Carly: Wow! *panay ang palakpak sa bawat wu shu tricks ni Tao*

-Tao: *nagmayabang ng todo* Really? Like this move? *nag ala Bruce Lee sa paghawak ng nunchucks*

-Carly: Yes! Yes! Teach me that one!

Tinuturuan ni Tao si Carly ng basics nang napadaan si Kai. Nakita nitong hawak hawak ni Tao si Carly sa beywang.

-Kai: Are you really teaching her or you just want to hug her?

-Tao: You don't know anything about wu shu.

-Kai: But I know you are trying to hold her. I thought you were doing the Titanic scene.

-Tao: Go away, Kai!

-Kai: No! I will watch. Just in case Carly would scream for help.

-Tao: I am not a rapist.

-Carly: Okay, okay! Enough you two. Tao let's continue.

-Tao: You see? Dirty minded Kai.

-Kai: Be careful Carly.

-Tao: Just go!

-Kai: Alright. I will join the others. Have a good "practice".