This is the second CATMANDMENT. This is whether if you decide to believe in it or no.
If you put Cat God's name in vain then you will be PUT IN THE LITTER BOX. And Dog Devil will most certainly get you. DO NOT DISRESPECT CAT GOD THAT IS FINAL. THIS CHAPTER WILL NOT BE SHORT. MAYBE.
So with disrespect comes punishment as we all know. If you DISRESPECT him ONCE you will be punished by not being able to see your OTPS and ships come to life.
SECOND DISRESPECT
You will have stripped of your wings and will get them back in one month.
THIRD DISRESPECT
You will be demoted down to the lowest level on angel and you will not be able to roam the cosmos
FOURTH DISRESPECT
You will be sent to the litter box where Dog Devil will punish you for the next 3-6 months, if you're lucky 2-5 months at the least.
FIFTH DISRESPECT
Oh God I didn't you'd get this far...after this...oh please no...this? Cat God? Yes, as you please. You will be banished from Cat Heaven and be put in the Litter Box forever! The Litter Box is an endless box of pain. Dog Devil likes to play, you can run and hide but he'll always find you.
WAYS TO BE BANISHED
Avoid these.
1. Put his name in vain
2. Mess with other people's OTPS AND mess their dreams up
3. There should be more I'll be back for more later in small updates
-Jake
I hope you guys liked the chapter and stuff, see you guys next time.
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