'DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OR SITUATIONS, HURT, BELITTLE, OR OTHERWISE HAVE A FELLOW FELINE SUFFER. THIS IS THE WORST OF SINS. '
THAT WAS SOMETHING TO AVOID.
NOW HERE IS HOW TO PLEASE CAT GOD. Nick will try to write this chapter.
FIRST AND FOREMOST, THE BEST WAY TO PLEASE CATGOD IS TO..
FEED.
IT.
YES, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. HUMANS SAY THE BEST WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS HIS STOMACH. THE SAME APPLIES TO CATS. ESPECIALLY CATGOD. TRY SEAFOOD CUISINE. FOR THAT IS CATGOD'S FAVOURITE. HOWEVER..
IF YOU EVER TRY TO FEED THY CAT GOD ANY TYPE OF DRY CAT FOOD...
YOU WILL SUFFER GREAT CONSEQUENCES. (Another thing to avoid)
ANOTHER WAY TO PLEASE HIM IS TO NOT PUT HATE ON OTHER FANDOMS. I KNOW IT'S HARD FOR SOME...MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW YOU GUYS. WHAT WE DO IS APPRECIATE AND NOT HATE. THIS SHOULD BUMP YOUR STATUS UP A BIT.
THIS IS ANOTHER ONE. DO NOT BULLY ANYTHING. EVEN IF IT'S YOUR PHONE AND IT'S VERY SLOW. NOT THE SHY KID AT SCHOOL. NOT YOUR LAGGY XBOX. NOT EVEN THE OVERWEIGHT KID AT SCHOOL. WE ARE ALL EQUAL. EVERY HUMAN, BOOK, DOG, CAR. SO YOU MUST RESPECT EVERYTHING AS IF IT WERE YOUR INTERNET.
CATGOD ENJOYS THE INTERNET VERY, VERY MUCH AND SO SHOULD YOU. EVEN IF IT DESTROYS YOUR SOCIAL LIFE. *cough cough* Nick.
THAT'S ALL. BYE!!!!
-NICK
-Jake
P.S
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