Here is how to get into Cat Heaven (Nick will not be part of this account for the time being I am deeply sorry)
1. Be nice to Cats even if they are ugly (don't tell Cat God I said that)
2. All Cats are equal. There are no buts about this. *Points at butt*
3.LOVE CATS. Now this isn't the most necessary rule to follow you just might want to have even the slightest respect for cats.
4.Didnt we cover this already?
5. Do NOT pray to Cat God. It hates that. It just feels like it has too much attention.
6. Yes you can do a Neko Cosplay don't worry about that part.
This feels too short okay wait...
I'm sorry we haven't been updating much I lost my touch for writing a while ago and needed time to start again. We are doing a Unmake a bully project at my school. I can do updates during the project. Probably. If you have stayed and waiting for an update I thank you.
Also schoolwork seems like a problem for Admins and people like that.
I'm listening to I'm So Sorry by Imagine Dragons. Check out Jon Gaming on YouTube. I've been there about 300 subs and I'll continue to be there. He's funny as he check him out. I'll see you in my next chapter check out my other books byeeee
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THE MANY, MANY, MANY, MANY, MANY, CATMANDMENTS
HumorHI we ARE the CAT prophets, WE are HERE to DELIVER meows FROM cat GOD himself. PREPARE to BE astonished BY what WE have TO say TO the WORLD. (Please do not take any of what we say literally, this is just for the fun of it and definitely not meant t...
