The Fault in Our Onions...

Shrexy Shrek

I don't knew dis felling, Is like luff is blown aweey.

I go to hospital. Is great. I feel sick. That is great. I have da camcer.

"there is one ting to duh" teh doctors sez.

I is sent to swamp for "support group"

Turns out they sent freaks thare

It is ok. I found love of life there

His name shrek. hE IS luff. he iz life

I want to please shrek. He no want people in swamp. He looks at me. oh no don't look u r too magnifisent for meh.

I leave but he is stops me.

U R PRITY he eksclames.

He pulls out slug

Oh no you just ruined all

It is a metaphore he sez as ekxsplanes to meh

Oh ok I sez

I see frned make out with dog. Squezzez dog nippz

Ewch I sez like popsuler girl

Gross

He is animalsexual

Ewch

Shrek is ogre but I love his stinkee jungle pittz and his browin and gren smil. It turnz meh onn.