(Joan of Arc vs Miley Cyrus)
Tak: Let me guess, you're here to hate. Well you can stand in the autopsy line and wait. Cause I'm all work, I've got all day. Spitting harsh words in this rebel's face! You're gonna die a lost cause girl, who you think you׳re messing with? I'm Invader Tak and I'm the hottest thing since Miyuki BITCH! I'm getting lifted in honor get that body raised up, you getting lifted on a table get that body sliced up. Had enough, it's my habit when I grab the mic I milk it, you could say this rap was Zim's huge ego cause I killed it!
Dixi: Cause, forgive me for the words I speak, I know the voices of the alphas tell me turn the other cheek, but I'm about to rip this janitor's touge out through her teeth. BITCH I'M MADE OF BLUE ENERGY, and don't call me Katniss Everdeen. When it comes to bad bitches I'm the patron saint, plus I only get down on my knees when it's time to slay! I came to the humans aid, in the time of need. I'm the REBEL COMMANDER, you are my corsetting machine. Honey my trainers taught me things your Control Brains couldn't teach ya, your highest calling was a chance to be in the elite. You have to die for something Tacky show the world your epitaph. Whole species watching, chose to show them all your dusty mop!
Tak: Sweet burn, no pun intended. Your a fucking traitor peasent betrayed by those you defended, but when I come under fire I can mother fucking handle it, if that shitty cause is in your corner than you need better management.
Dixi: DO NOT TAKE THE REBEL'S NAME IN VAIN! You rachet skank! Your tallests are riding you to the achey breaky bank! Be thankful for your existence, don't just rub it on your crotch. Keep your party in the I-R-K, long live the cause!
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Epic Rap Battles of Invader Zim
RandomNOTICE!!! Most of these rap battles are just altered versions of the raps from EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY, i mention which one the rap is from in the beginning.
