(Marilyn Monroe vs Cleopatra)
Gaz: Who's raps flow the dopest? Gazlene Membrane's! Over throw Invaders whom oppose me like Tallests. You could never kiss my ass so kiss my toes. This fugly hoe, and Ms Bitters got matching noses.
Tak: You've never held more than a gameslave, PLEASE! I'm an irken invader so just bow down to me! Plus you have no experince down on your knees, you've known 3 writers, but i dont even think you can read! Plus you'll hang with any ugly dude who gives you pizza hot, even that freak Iggins took a swing in your batter's box! I'm a desendent of the Irkens, don't anger me BITCH! You'll lose this battle like you fight agaisnt VAMPIRE PIGS!
Gaz: I had an ugly boy but your forgetting the other, Invader Zim, heard of him? You fucked your own brothers. Your fake eyelashes are too big for anyone to adore you, might asweel be working at the door of Sephora. I got a game, I WON'T QUIT, you had an asp that got bit, on the tit! SOMEBODY SEND THIS SLUT BACK TO THE SHIT PIT!
Tak: Probably won't have children, or a fucking marrigde. Gonna lose so many babies, they'll be calling you Miss Carrigde. You've got a superior mind, BUT THAT'S ABOUT IT! A candle in the wind that can't play for shit!
Gaz: TRANSLATE THIS INTO IRKEN; YOUR NOEXCISENT VAGINA, HAS A 7 YEAR ICH. I'm best friends with Bigfeets, you can't beat me! Quit trip, walk you flat ass home to your wrecked ship!
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Epic Rap Battles of Invader Zim
RandomNOTICE!!! Most of these rap battles are just altered versions of the raps from EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY, i mention which one the rap is from in the beginning.
