(Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet)
Dib: I'll handle this Dixi, i'm known to fire off some bars, cause if these lovers cross me there gonna end up seeing stars.
Dixi: I mean I let you go first but damn sure I'm getting licks in on this defective short kid, and this prebubescent vixen. I'm sick of them!
Dib: Let's reveale them then, and surley we can rob them blind! I can take this punk from the front!
Dixi: I'll take this bitch from behind and pop a cap up her ass, to the last capulet airess. Give miss no nights in paris a reason to cry to her parent!
Dib: Yo romeo, oh romeo where to you trying to flow yo? Mofo you soft to the froyo. Are those the drapes to your clothes bro? There's gonna be a tragedy!
Dixi: Like you ache like your balls on the balcony
Dixi and Dib: You both better put your money where your mouth is, because we'll stick like the plague on both your houses!
Zim: My rose, your face is beauty to behold, I will protect your honor from these dust bowl dildos.
Gaz: A moments break from your gaze is an eternity past, so together we should both put these bitches on blast!
Zim: Back off you stinking human bethemoth, with your flat wrech,the only thrust upon me is your stench, so why don't you take a twist to these nuts, i hear your good with a wrech. The dismal state of your raps should be a federal offense!
Gaz: And you there, whore with the neck of a chicken, you'll get an ass ripping, worse than your Ex-boyfriends in prison. Your not a true romance your just a frick-fracking visit, and that isn't even your real boyfriend now is it?
Dib: Sister, you'd better put a muzzle on your misses before we show you how we take disrespect in the rebellion.
Zim: Oh your talking dib, shall I draw my long sword, or will you duck your chicken shit ass back into your ford?
Dixi: How could you beat my man, in some hand to hand combat, when your robot looks like the spawn of a frog and a rabbit!
Gaz: No no you see ho my Zim will beat your beau in contest blow for blow, he with do upon his dick what you have done upon your toe!
*Dixi shoots a pistol at Gaz*
Gaz: oh, i am killed, what irony is this, the lead role shot down by a failed actress.
Zim: than I shsll kill myself! On my stomach I shall lie, you loughts can lick my ass, and with dismay, i die.
Gaz: Oh nevermind mind, my flesh was mearly grazed, where is my beau, OH NO! There is poison on his face! *gaz pulls outva knife* happy dagger pierce me true, persuade my breath to stop, shealth yourself inside my heart, and like the beat I drop.
Dib: Well that was tragic,
Dixi: that did not go as expected
Dib: Wouldn't of done that kid some good to have just waited a couple seconds
Dixi: Its kinda sad though really, so young to have just died,
Dib: well at least we got eachother,
Dixi: just Dixi and
*dixi and dib both get electrocuted*
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Epic Rap Battles of Invader Zim
RandomNOTICE!!! Most of these rap battles are just altered versions of the raps from EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY, i mention which one the rap is from in the beginning.
